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Song Parodies -> "Crawling (in my pen)"

Original Song Title:

"Crawling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Crawling (in my pen)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I thought of this idea this morning but was pretty sure it had been done before. Then i searched this site and found out it wasn't. i'm pretty sure this is much better than my first attempt at parodying this song
Crawling in my pen
These legs they will not stand
Feet are on the floor
So are my knees and hands

These muscles inside me just do not seem to work well
I'm flailing, and failing
This lack of leg control is really quite frustrating
I'm rolling, I can't seem

To support my own weight
It's something that I hate
(Without a sense of foot balance I'm convinced that I'll never get anywhere)
My age is just six months
So freaking young


Crawling in my pen
These legs they will not stand
Feet are on the floor
So are my knees and hands

I have some language that is typical of babies
Like mama, and papa
My words are limited but they seem quite developed
Compared to, how I can't seem


To support my own weight
It's something that I hate
(Without a sense of foot balance I'm convinced that I'll never get anywhere)
My age is just six months
So freaking young

Crawling in my pen
These legs they will not stand
Feet are on the floor
So are my knees and hands


These muscles inside me just do not seem to work well
I'm flailing...
This lack of leg control is really quite frustrating
I'm rolling...

I'm on my knees and hands

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