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Song Parodies -> "Count Dracula"

Original Song Title:

"Clint Eastwood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gorillaz

Parody Song Title:

"Count Dracula"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

You ain't happy, youre feeling scared
There's no sunshine, In my lair
I'm ruthless, and hungry too
If I cared, Id pity you
You ain't happy, youre feeling scared
There's no sunshine, In my lair
I'm ruthless, and hungry too
If I cared, Id pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you

Viiiiiiight...A ha ha
Finally someone let me out of my grave
Now wine to me is something that I simply dont crave
Now youre thinking oh crud
Ands for good reason bud
I like to drink blood
And youre new name is mud
Unbeatable
As sure as prescriptions are unreadable
I'm not nearly full
And Im not eating no cereal
Start to steam
Sit and scream
Try to call a team
Make a scheme
But that isnt gonna do a thing
Dream that you just see me in an awful dream
Its real as can be
You think Im underweight
Undead pain? Maybe
Vampire, dire are the straits you're in
Theres no way you'll win, cause you cant faze me
Fear me
Cause youre in a position that is near me
Dearly
Is how you will pay because you are here, see
You will be
Blood sucking lifeless with one peck
Tonight its youre neck
Prepare to be undead

You ain't happy, youre feeling scared
There's no sunshine, In my lair
I'm ruthless, and hungry too
If I cared, Id pity you
You ain't happy, youre feeling scared
There's no sunshine, In my lair
I'm ruthless, and hungry too
If I cared, I'd pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you

The garlic, the crosses
They both make me nauseous
Around them I'm cautious
Vile things they're awful
Villains
When they say how they die it's stupidity
Whatever
Every thing that could
Do you any good
Like a stake of wood
It seems that you lack
So against you the odds are stacked
Nobody's got your back
You have luck like hens say quack
And I'm going to attack
A shotgun I see you've got one but it is not gonna do jack
It's right at my head
But you can't kill me that way cause I am already dead
I am immune to lead
You can't win this
So I'm gonna suck a lot of blood cause I am thisty
Hear a few cries cause you the luckless
Will curse me for a while
Then denial
That you have become what you think's vile
Feelings and cravings that you never had
As some consolation
You can fly as a bat


You ain't happy, youre feeling scared
There's no sunshine, In my lair
I'm ruthless, and hungry too
If I cared, Id pity you
You ain't happy, youre feeling scared
There's no sunshine, In my lair
I'm ruthless, and hungry too
If I cared, Id pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you
If I cared, Id pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you
If I cared, Id pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you
I'd pity you
If I cared...

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