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Song Parodies -> "Ping-Pong Song"

Original Song Title:

"Thong Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sisqo

Parody Song Title:

"Ping-Pong Song"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is not a darkjon contest entry just a song i wrote a while back... i think before i knew about weird Al's gump/lump parody and i'm posting it here because... why not? After all voters are like a bunch of unpredictable chocolate eaters, you never know what they're gonna like
Life is like a box of chocolates
On the bus Jenny let me sit
Then we was like peas and carrots
One day I wanted to run a bit
I've run since i lost my leg brace
I ran across a bunch of states
For me to run with a football a college paid
I ran further than the endzone

My name is Gump, Gump, Gump
Some think I'm a chump, chump, chump
Was shot in the rump, rump, rump
When i was in Vietnam
My name is gump, gump, gump
Some think I'm a chump, chump, chump
Was shot in the rump, rump rump
Play it all day long
I'm good at ping- pong
pong, ping-pong pong pong...

I gave Elvis his dance steps
You never know what you're gonna get
I am serendipitous
Of luck I could not have less
Wen't back for Bubba I'm not wimp
Give his folks some money from my shrimp
Jenny she worked for a pimp
That's why she got so sick

My name is Gump, Gump, Gump
Some think I'm a chump, chump, chump
Was shot in the rump, rump, rump
When i was in Vietnam
My name is gump, gump, gump
Some think I'm a chump, chump, chump
Was shot in the rump, rump rump
Play it all day long
I'm good at ping- pong
pong, ping-pong pong pong...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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MC2 - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You are a genious "Shot in the rump" lmao. 555
KintarosTiger - November 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Was not expecting a Forrest Gump based song! Whoo! This kicks arse, dude/dudette. Very good job.

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