Fun Music Information -> Sisqo
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Band Name Origins:
- Sisqo's black, but his hair is sort of fine textured, so back in Baltimore, the kids would call him "Sisqo" - sort of mocking a name that some of the Puerto Rican kids had in the neighborhood. Submitted by: Courtney
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Mark Althavan Andrews. Submitted by: Danielle
Also known as: Mark Andrews. Submitted by: Mark Pippin
Strange Offspring Names:
- Christine - Submitted by: Adryan Baskin
- Shaione - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Long Song" | "The Thong Song" | soul ii |
| "Tongue Song" | "Thong Song" | LaJanette |
| "Bong Song" | "Thong Song" | Kaylie L |
| "The Ping-Pong Song" | "The Thong Song" | Joe Schmo |
| "Anti-Tong Song" | "Thong Song" | o |
There are additional Sisqo new song names available. | ||
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "The Thong Song" | "Nifong Song" | Max Power |
| "The Thong Song" | "The Prairie Dawn Song" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Thong Song" | "Wand Song" | MC2 |
| "Thong Song" | "Plz Dont Wear That Thong" | Jimmy Fallon |
| "Thong Song" | "Bong Song" | Sarah Swanson |
| "Thong Song" | "Food Song" | Ross Marshall |
| "Thong Song" | "Boxer Song" | SME Girlz |
| "The Thong Song" | "The Strong Song" | Jared |
| "Thong Song" | "Pong Song" | Fat Mug (Will) Feat. DJ GJ (Greg) |
| "Thong Song" | "Pong Song" | Chris Bodily TM |
There are additional Sisqo song parodies available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| The Logical Song Supertramp | Thong Song Sisqo | The Logical Thong Song OK, that's just weird. | Edward |
| Danny's Song Anne Murray | The Thong Song Sisqo | Danny's Thong Song Not sure if I'd like that or not! | Dennis Jimenez |
| KIlling Me Softly With His Song Roberta Flack | Thong Song Sisqo | Killing Me Softly With His Thong Song | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| I Write The Songs Barry Manilow | Thong Song Sisqo | I Write The Thong Songs | Alicia Sturdivant |
| There are additional Sisqo duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics: I like your thorpedo.
Original Lyrics: I like the way beat go.
| "Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics: She dumps like a truck.
Original Lyrics: She's got dumps like a truck.
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"Dance For Me"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause you like that bowl of s***.
Original Lyrics: 'Cause you like that b***er s***.
| "The Thong Song"
Misheard Lyrics: That thong th-thong thong thong
I like it your libido Baby, light your dooby go! Original Lyrics: That thong th-thong thong thong
I like when the beat go Baby, make your booty go. |
| There are additional Sisqo misheard lyrics available. | |
Funny Lyrics:
"Unleash The Dragon"
The Funny Lyrics: Don't make me unleash the dragon
I don't think you really wanna unleash the dragon Why They're Funny: Yes, I'm already aware of the many ways the term 'unleash the dragon' can be interpreted but each time I hear this, somthing shouts 'exhibitionist!' in my head.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Thong Song"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Thong thong thong thong thong thong
Why They're Repetitive: Okay,we get it Sisqo! Geez, I wouldn't be surprised if he wore thongs.
Submitted by: BonBon
| "Thong Song"
The Repetitive Lyrics: She has bumps like a truck, truck, truck
Guys like what, what, what Baby move your butt, butt, butt I think I'll sing it again Why They're Repetitive: No!!!!!, I think you will not sing it again!!!!
[Ed's note : I don't even wanna haveta read it again!] Submitted by: Poohgirl
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| There are additional Sisqo repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Lyrics:
"The Thong Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what Why They're Nonsensical: Not only are these some of the most nonsensical lyrics of all time, but they are also some of the most repetitive. What woman wants to be told they have 'dumps like a truck'? What the hell does that even mean, she has dumpster trucks? and 'Thighs like what, what what' Im sorry man, but if you cant compare my thighs to anything then dont mention them at all. And is it nessecary for him to repeat it three times?
Submitted by: Museperson
| "Thong Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Cause you shakin' that thang like who's da ish wit tha look in ya eyes so devilish
Why They're Nonsensical: What's a who's da ish????
Submitted by: Mona
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Insulting Lyrics:
"The Thong Song"
The Insulting Lyrics: She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck,
Thighs like what, what, what, baby move your butt, butt, butt All night long let me see that thong Why They're Insulting: That just makes it sound like he`s only wanting girls for thongs and their butt. And it makes fun of a girls butt size. That`s just wrong.
Submitted by: Mercedes
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Thong Song"
The Song Lyrics: She was livin' la vida loca.
Song They Mention: Livin' la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin.
Submitted by: time
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Thong Song"
The Lyrics: That th-th-thong song!
Why: Okay this would be a very akward ringtone to have if your spouse/signifficant other isn't into that kinky S&M stuff.
Submitted by: Celeste
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