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Song Parodies -> "Plz Dont Wear That Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Thong Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sisqo

Parody Song Title:

"Plz Dont Wear That Thong"

Parody Written by:

Jimmy Fallon

The Lyrics

Ooh! That dress too small on you.
Looks like you put on another pound or two.
So you're shakin' that thing like you're all that
Take a look at yourself cuz' you're all fat
Uh.
You like to eat at the ice cream shops
And you cruise to the mall for some dippin' dots
Not too much food cuz' your cheeks will pop
I really hate it when you bend over

Chorus:

She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
baby hide your gut, gut, gut,
I think I see her again
She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
like king kong
Please don't wear your thong,

and listen when i say so, been watchin that booty grow.
show us some self control, dont wear that thong thong thong.
sorry but i told you so, been watchin that booty grow, it shows
off ur belly rolls, dont wear that thong thong thong

Ooh! Your butt's girgantuine
And u know another brotha' would stand for it
It's like a wreckin' ball
So big and round
If I get too close it might knock me down
Uh
It's hard to find a vacation spot
with a cruise you could lose cuz
the girl ain't hot
She' on the beach
And she should be stopped
Cuz' she was tryin' to tan all over

She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
baby hide your gut, gut, gut,
I think I see her again
She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
like king kong
Please don't wear your thong,

and listen when i say so, been watchin that booty grow.
show us some self control, dont wear that thong thong thong.
sorry but i told you so, been watchin that booty grow, it shows
off ur belly rolls, dont wear that thong thong thong

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Dylan Dilanger - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Ragada! You spit hot fire! Even though you stloe the 1st verse from Mad TV. Why didn't you just copy the whole thing?
Ana - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder if you are the real Jimmy Fallon or just a fake? Hilarious parody, though.
JustGreen - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved this for ever! Those that don't shouldn't bend over!
MadMattezhion - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This is an awesome parody, I want to hear more! Ban the thong!
CowboyDave - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh bunny, . . . Don't wear your Chaps to town ! . . . Yeah, it was me who bought them for you, gal; but I didn't figure you'd show off that booty to every Tom & Sal. Oh, Bunny, don't wear those Chaps in Town !

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