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Song Parodies -> "Bong Song"

Original Song Title:

"Thong Song"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bong Song"

Parody Written by:

Sarah Swanson

The Lyrics

What can I say I'm a beer girl.
That thing right there
What is that I need to know
What bongs are about
You know bongs the finer things in life
Check it out

Ooh, beer so fabulous
You know that beer is best with a hit
So drinkin that beer like who's the shit
You get so drunk your devilish
Uh, everything's spinning you get red spots
And you cruise threw the crowd
like you own the lot
I don't mind liquir mixed with pop
Give me some beer with that mocha
Don't throw up thats uch, uch, uch
Drinks like what? what? what?
All night long
You just drink that booong

Oh, that bong getting low
needs a refil before she go
Everyone know you want more
that bong bong bong bong
Hate it when the bong go
so amazing how she chug wow
You drink that bong I know
Theres no billa in bong ba-bong bong bong

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Rice Cube - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Begging your pardon, Sarah, but S.T.G. did a version of this a long time ago...yours is different though, so it should still be considered original :)
Sarah Swanson - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Really, I had no idea! I just now found out about, not even a year ago when I was surfing the web! Thank you very much for letting me know about that because, now Im going to go look it up and read it. HIs is probably better than mine, this didn't even take me twenty minutes I just thought of it after going to see a movie with my friends.
2nz - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job with this song. Even if someone beat you to the title, this is still a hard song to parody.

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