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Song Parodies -> "Wand Song"

Original Song Title:

"Thong Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sisqo

Parody Song Title:

"Wand Song"

Parody Written by:

MC2

The Lyrics

Doesnt't really need an explanation, hope you like it
This thing right here
Is lettin all the muggles know
What wizards think about
You know
The lazy people
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh we gotta find the horcruxes
And who said Neville Longbottom could handle it
He's shaking and his pants are full of piss
Looks like Harry's gonna have to take care of this

Uh
How did Harry fall fro the same trick twice
He's still reading books written by evil guys
He wants in the room but the door is locked
Why don't he use alohomora?

He's got Hermione and Ron, Ron, Ron
Of each other they are fond, fond, fond
Baby wave your wand, wand, wand
Uh I think I'll sing it again
He's got Hermione and Ron, Ron, Ron
Of each other they are fond, fond, fond
All year long
Let me see that wand

Beating every single foe (aveda kadavra)
Baby make your feather float (wingardium leviosa)
Cho I know you wanna show (maximus lumos)
That wand wa wand wand wand
Beating every single foe (aveda kadavra)
Baby make your feather float (wingardium leviosa)
Cho I konw you wanna show (lumos)
That wand wa wand wand wand

We gotta find the horcruxes
And who said Neville Longbottom could handle it
He's shaking and his pants are full of piss
Looks like harry is gonna have to take care of this

Uh
How did Harry fall fro the same trick twice
He's still reading books written by evil guys
He wants in the room but the door is locked
Why don't he use alohomora?

He's got Hermione and Ron, Ron, Ron
Of each other they are fond, fond, fond
Baby wave your wand, wand, wand
Uh I think I'll sing it again
He's got Hermione and Ron, Ron, Ron
Of each other they are fond, fond, fond
All year long
Let me see that wand

[Chorus (2x)]

Whoaaa
We gotta find the horcruxes
And who said Neville Longbottom could handle it
He's shaking and his pants are full of piss
Looks like harry is gonna have to take care of this

(Whoa)
How did Harry fall fro the same trick twice
He's still reading books written by evil guys
He wants in the room but the door is locked
Why don't he use alohomora?

(Whoa)
He's got Hermione and Ron, Ron, Ron
Of each other they are fond, fond, fond
Baby wave your wand, wand, wand
Uh I think I'll sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

yeahhhh yeah

[Chorus (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
[Beating every single foe (aveda kedavra)]
[Baby make your feather float (wingardium leviosa)]
[Cho I know you wanna show (lumos)]
Baby
(That wand wa wand wand wand)
[Beating every single foe (aveda kedavra)]
[Baby make your feather float (wingardium leviosa)]
[Cho I know you wanna show (lumos)]
(That wand wa wand wand wand)

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Agrimorfee - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny...and didn't give away too much of Half Blood Prince (thank you very much, my wife and I haven't gotten that far yet!). But why didn't you write a second verse?:(
MC2 - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
The OS repeats the first verse
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That's understood, but many parody writers like to change repeated choruses and verses--it's sometimes more fun that way. It's cool.
MC2 - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
ok thanks for the tip, I'll do that next time.
NJ - November 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Where can I listen to this song?

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