I see you two morons
And again you're brawling
You don't stop ever
And it is appalling
You make lots of noise day and night
I wish you would stop it
I just don't think its right

You're always colliding
There is never silence
Now is there a reason
For all this violence?
You say the ketchup there he is mean
I don't think thats a good reason
I think i should intervene
And you'd better, stop now
Stop fighting

The meat's upset by
All that racket
You have no muscle
And meat really packs it
And you have not felt pain
Until meat hits you
So from fighting refrain
Yeah you'd better, stop now
Stop fighting

I think that you should
Heed my warning
Or you'll regret it
In the morning
And I'm talking to both of you
If you listened at all you would know what to do
And you'd better stop now
Stop fighting

Yeah you'd better stop now (repeat 8x)