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Song Parodies -> "J.R.R. Tolkein"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"J.R.R. Tolkein"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

No one named michael passes my parody count without a fight... i am not the narrator of the song
Well I was first into Harry
Then hitchhiked cross the galaxy
A fan of Oz, but I believe
There's one master, of fantasy
J.R.R. Tolkein
Wonderful stuff like
Gollum the two-faced
Wizards and magic rings
J.R.R. Tolkein
Well I'd have thrown, it in a lake
But Frodo Baggins is just great
He made a trek, with 8 by his side
They traveled slow, none of them could drive
J.R.R. Tolkein
Wonderful stuff like
Gollum the two-faced
Wizards and magic rings
J.R.R. Tolkein
It really is insane
This epic war
Over Isildur's bane
J.R.R. Tolkein
If you disagree
I hope the Ents who hoom
Will get very hasty
And throw you in mount doom
He wrote prolifically
He was a great author
J.R.R. Tolkein

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Jeff Reuben - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Good stuff. Not bad at all
Wild Man - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work Man!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This would work just great as sung by a narrator whos to introduce a program about J.R.R, LotR and the making of the films. Maybe not so funny though, but Im guessing from your own comment that wasnt the intention. :-)
JJ - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Gr8 =). The pacing is exactly the same. I liked the comment about none of them being able 2 drive. Good stuff. (LP still Rox)

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