We have just won a battle
But we have not won the war
We conquered the condiments
At least for now - but there will be more
The human will go shopping
And put more condiments in
Here where they will soon try
To attack us - avenge their kin

I am not paranoid - i just need to prepare
So i can avoid - that which does scare
Me so very much - ceasing to exist
And that's why we must - attack when they arrive

If they're strong we need to get them right away
When they get put inside the door
We'll knock 'em to the floor
If they're strong - they won't get a chance to display
How much strength they really have
That is for sure

I bet the news of our conquest
Has spread to each store in the state
And when the new condiments see us
They will be filled - be filled with hate


I am not paranoid - i just need to prepare
So i can avoid - that which does scare
Me so very much - ceasing to exist
And that's why we must - attack when they arrive

If they're strong we need to get them right away
When they get put inside the door
We'll knock 'em to the floor
If they're strong - they won't get a chance to display
How much strength they really have That is for sure

And if they are weak - it won't be as tough
To make them shriek - they'll be treated rough
They'll be hit so hard - that they will wish
They weren't born yeah that they never were alive

If they're strong we need to get them right away
When they get put inside the door
We'll knock 'em to the floor
If they're strong - they won't get a chance to display
How much strength they really have
That is for sure