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Song Parodies -> "B-Ball Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"B-Ball Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

If anyone noticed a pattern this is my third and final basketball song... tomorrow i'll post a song about a different sport
Every since I was a young boy
I loved to shoot the rock
I' d imagine there was only
1 second on the clock
And more so that all others
I could make that shot fall
You're out of your mind, kid
You can't beat me at B-Ball

When I was five foot three
I could touch a ten foot rim
Now I'm bigger and stronger
Your chances are quite slim
I've got a four foot vertical
I'm over six feet tall
You're out of your mind, kid
You can't beat me at B-Ball

I'll attack you with a blizzard
Of awesome moves
Unless you are a wizard
There's no chance you won't lose

Why are you even trying?
(I want to)
I don't think you should

If you are a good shooter
It will not matter much
Every shot you take
Will not escape my touch
Fadeaways and hook shots
I will block them all
You're out of your mind, kid
You can't beat me at B-Ball

I used to hope
To turn pro someday
I still do
I'm only in tenth grade

Although I'm younger than you
You are the kid you see
Since I'll take you to school
And you won't do that to me
If you don't want to lose soon
I guess you'd better stall
You're out of your mind, kid
You can't beat me at B-ball

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
People get ready for that train to Jordan... Michael Jordan... a little clumsy, but very funny.
Johnny D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job here - I've also parodied Pinball Wizard, so I can judge - and this one is well done.
Wingman Maverick - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good but I'd change the chorus to flow a little better. But hey great job otherwise!

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