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Song Parodies -> "Photosynthesis"

Original Song Title:

"Irresistible"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Photosynthesis"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I'm pretty sure this is quite unique
You know, this might seem quite stupid
But I wish I knew how to perform photosynthesis

Some say that it's more healthy to eat only plants
But I don't want to hear I can't
Eat meat for ethical reasons
No matter what I eat I must cause death
Or I will take my last breath
I feel bad, so guilty about it
I really wish that I could

Perform photosynthesis,
I'm really sick of this
Taking of life to give
One man just one meal
I don't want riches, this
Might sound ridiculous
My only wish it is
Photosynthesis for me

Oh, chloroplasts for me, yeah yeah yeah yeah

Plants use things like light and chloroplasts to convert
Carbon dioxide to sugar
But I just can't get my food from breathing
Well if microscopic euglenas can
Make food from air then why can't Man?
I can't believe they're smarter than we are
I really wish that I could

Perform photosynthesis,
I'm really sick of this
Taking of life to give
One man just one meal
I don't want riches, this
Might sound ridiculous
My only wish it is
Photosynthesis for me

I really hate
How everything on my plate
Used to be in a living state
But with photosynthesis, maybe
There'd be less inefficientness
It's in my best interest
To do photosynthesis

We need photosynthesis
For toads and porpoises
No need for eating, it
Will be obsolete
Wait I'm an idiot
There'd be an imbalance
Way too much oxygen
Photosynthesis would cease

Need photosynthesis
To stay the way it is
Should not be messing with
Nature in this way
It was ridiculous
Why did I think of it?
My wish no longer is
Photosynthesis today

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2
 1
 
 2   1
 0
 2
 
 3   3
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 1
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

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Meriadoc - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Euglena! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Ethan - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
can someone explain the voting results on this song to me? first 4 votes were 3 5's and a 4 and next 4 were 3 1's and a 2. And apparently 2 people gave me a 3 for pacing, 5 for funny, and one for overall. why?
Diva - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm not familiar with this song, but I think your lyrics are top notch!
E.A - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
cos we are a bunch of carnivores, that's why.

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