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Song Parodies -> "Nuisance Man"

Original Song Title:

"Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Nuisance Man"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

this is the fourth song i've made a parody of from The Eminem Show. I'm hoping to eventually make a parody of all of the songs on that album but that won't be finished anytime soon
Oooh you tired of me? (yeah) Yeah! (go away) You want me to tell you something? (um no) Well you know what I don't care

Cuz I know I'm irritating. It seems you know it too
I really bug the ladies. I really bug the dudes
I'm here to make you cry. since I'm a crazy guy
I want to know you better. No that's a blatant lie
I know I'm irritating. You know that I am too
They call me Nuisance Man. I'm here to pester you
I want to make you cry since I'm a crazy guy
You're thinking of escaping? You can't so don't try

They call me nuisance man, step on toes every chance I can
I'm nasty, man. Don't want to be a classy man
The Devil ain't as unpleasant as I am
Once in an opera house, I was loud, got kicked out, it made me proud
Nuisance man got noticed, wow
Felt real good then like it does now
Never leave tips, always complain
I make the whole restaurant's staff go insane
No manners, always curse
Every time I go out it gets much worse
I'm a deferent man. No I'm not
I am nice, Like snow's hot
What's my vice? I've got lots
In a library I'll bang pots
Told to leave, I do not leave
Nerve of me, no one believes
Tricks up sleeve, oh you bet
I've got more of those than a tree has leaves
No one can guess what I'll do next
To make you vexed I might pour some Beck's
Beer on you so your pants will be wrecked
Me a pariah? Answer's yes

Though I have enemies
I am safe legally
Since they know that if they sued me
The process could take weeks
Even if they are feuding
Everyone will agree
There's nothing worth the pain of
Spending all that time near me

That's why they call me Nuisance Man, they call me Nuisance Man
They call me Nuisance Man, They Call me Nuisance Man
Why they call me Nuisance Man, they call me Nuisance Man
They call me Nuisance Man, They Call me Nuisance Man


I'm getting on your nerves again
I can see your teeth are really clenched
Soon enough, you will just
Want someone to knock me out with a wrench
I will throw a ball at your nose
I'll chase you around with a big garden hose
This is not a lie I'll spit on your clothes
Then I will move on to picking on those
Guys who are fat, yeah I'll say "hi
Do you want a piece of my blueberry pie?"
They will fight, for sweet eating rights
Then I'll say "too bad, but it is mine"
You can guess that is lots of fun
And after that I am not near done
The simple truth is I have just begun
I'm a menace to everyone

Though I have enemies
I am safe legally
Since they know that if they sued me
The process could take weeks
Even if they are feuding
Everyone will agree
There's nothing worth the pain of
Spending all that time near me


Cuz I know I'm irritating. It seems you know it too
I really bug the ladies. I really bug the dudes
I'm here to make you cry. since I'm a crazy guy
I want to know you better. No that's a blatant lie
I know I'm irritating. You know that I am too
They call me Nuisance Man. I'm here to pester you
I want to make you cry since I'm a crazy guy
You're thinking of escaping? You can't so don't try

I'll take the steak off your plate
And let my food just go to waste
And then I'll put a beetle into your cake
Then I'll point and laugh joyfully
And then I'll run around,
Knock drinks down, onto the ground
And in your food, make you frown
Then I'll leave and go downtown
Burst everybody's bubble
My middle name is trouble
I'll hit old men with rubble
I'll laugh at awkward stubble
Scare babies in their strollers
And then I'll strike like bowlers
I'll take some pliers
And then I will remove someone's molars
I want to be a pest
And I think I have met
With a lot of success
In my obnoxious quest
I'm hated everyplace and
I would not settle for less
Goodbye it's been a pleas-
Ure now I'll cause distress

Though I have enemies
I am safe legally
Since they know that if they sued me
The process could take weeks
Even if they are feuding
Everyone will agree
There's nothing worth the pain of
Spending all that time near me


Cuz I know I'm irritating. It seems you know it too
I really bug the ladies. I really bug the dudes
I'm here to make you cry. since I'm a crazy guy
I want to know you better. No that's a blatant lie
I know I'm irritating. You know that I am too
They call me Nuisance Man. I'm here to pester you
I want to make you cry since I'm a crazy guy
You're thinking of escaping? You can't so don't try

That's why they call me Nuisance Man, they call me Nuisance Man
They call me Nuisance Man, They Call me Nuisance Man
Why they call me Nuisance Man, they call me Nuisance Man
They call me Nuisance Man, They Call me Nuisance Man

That's why they call me Nuisance Man, they call me Nuisance Man
They call me Nuisance Man, They Call me Nuisance Man
Why they call me Nuisance Man, they call me Nuisance Man
They call me Nuisance Man, They Call me Nuisance Man



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SPONGY FAN LOL - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
this is ok
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS!!! I don't know how I missed your work, but it is brilliantly done! Interested in a combined parody? I've started 'Lite Soy Gorgers' to 'Like Toy Soldiers' about fat people on a diet of health food. Do a second verse and email me at lukebrattoni@yahoo.com.au
mike - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
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