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Song Parodies -> "Consecrated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Consecrated"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Uh-huh
I am confused
Uh huh, uh-huh
At the words you use
Yeah I'm confused
Uh-huh, uh-huh
At the words you use

Last week
I came to this land
I thought
That I did understand
The language that's called English a lot
I guess not

Tell me
What is a moley?
And why
Is it so holy
Your language use seems quite far from plain
So please explain

How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would

Tell me

Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created

If your faith it was hindu
It would make some sense when you
Utter the phrase ¨holy cow¨ a lot
But you are not
You still
Have not told me why
Pastries, can come from the sky
And your
Lack of response seems to show
That you don't know

How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would

Tell me

Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created

Last week
I came to this land
I thought
That I did understand
The language that's called english a lot
I guess not

How excrement
Can be heaven sent
I'm at a loss
As well for the sauce
There is some special fish
Explain it I wish
You would


Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created

Why'd you have to always say things are consecrated
It seems the way you're
Saying things are from up above is complicated
Don't get it when you
When you say every day
Quite enough of the stuff
I don't get and it is confusing
Seems to me that English be the strangest thing ever created

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy hell this was good!

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