-> "Body In The Back Woods"
Original Song Title:
"Body Like A Back Road"
Parody Song Title:
"Body In The Back Woods"
The Lyrics
Got a gut-wrenching surprise, today on a trail
Too late, could not avert eyes, I said holy but not grail
Had a great big chunder, like the Aussies say
It was a disturbing picture, like Dorian Gray
Body in the back woods
I would not say that's good
Feeling every nerve like a kick in the rear
Doin' 15 in my Reeboks
Heart was saying please stop
Had to hit the road to get over my fear
Like eighteen slits, some were oozing, needs a CSI
Someone will get this figured out, I won't be that guy
I'd give good money, to travel in time
Then I would stay away from this gruesome crime
Body in the back woods
I would not say that's good
This place could be cursed if ghost stories are true
Doin' 13 in my sneakers
Slowed down since my knees hurt
Had to hit the road before I heard a boo
I ran into a camera, knocked it onto the ground
And then someone was shouting, would not stick around
He might not be a killer, but he's someone who'd shoot
But that's not why I'm scared, I fear a lawsuit
Body in the back woods
Next time maybe I should
Wonder why the blood has a ketchupy scent
Doin' 15 on a film set
No one had been killed yet
Had to hit the road so I'd have cash for rent
Had to hit the road, so I'd have cash for rent
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