-> "New Cricket Ball"
Original Song Title:
"Smmoth Criminal"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"New Cricket Ball"
The Lyrics
You got a new ball Monday
You thought it would, be a fun day
You used it to play cricket
That game where, there's a wicket
You bowled it to the batter
And you wished he hit it flatter
I heard you make a loud sound
Then you fell down
Onto the ground
Eddie are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok Eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you Ok eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok Eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
Can you tell me that you're ok?
Will you have the power
To be standing
In an hour Eddie?
I'd call for help on my cell
But I'm out of, minutes oh well
Now you're saying I'm cheap
Well It's good that
You're not asleep
Eddie are you ok
Are you ok Eddie?
You've ben hit by
You've been struck by
A new cricket ball
That ball really was smacked
It was whacked
Then you fell back
It hit above the shin
To feel your pain
I cannot begin
Eddie are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok Eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you Ok eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok Eddie?
Eddie are you OK?
Well I know that you're not ok
Be ok by sunset
Or a tent for
You we'll get Eddie
There's another game on Friday
Do you think that you might play
You say you hate this game
You're a wimp
You are so lame
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok Eddie?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A new cricket ball
Eddie are you ok?
Can you tell me you'll be ok?
There's a baseball game on wednesday
If you're here you'll
Be in men's way Eddie
If you're hit with a baseball
It won't feel good at all
Just because we'll leave you stranded
Don't sue us, we demand it
Eddie are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok Eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you Ok eddie?
Eddie are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok Eddie?
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