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Song Parodies -> "Some Beds Are Cozy"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody Told Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Killers

Parody Song Title:

"Some Beds Are Cozy"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

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Saving my cash at a shady store
Seems it was rash and I should have spent much more
Taking a nap I still use the floor
For seventeen bucks it's what I deserve
Wish I could chuck this thing off dead man's curve
But I'm out of luck and so are my nerves
I do not wanna be tucked in because it hurts
Brought it back once for a refund no dice
No refunds is how they sell stuff for a low price

Well, some beds are cozy
This one sure isn't
That's why it was hidden
Until after when I had paid the cashier
Why is that? Well that's plain
It causes back pain

Why is it shaped like a question mark?
Why is there tape? Did the thing just fall apart?
Why is it raised like a cosine arc?
These questions have answers I'll never know
Is it their plan to make sure I don't doze?
I guess I can't run since my back hurts so
Now with that store I am done there's no way I'll go
Now it will stay somewhere away from me
I got caught inside a wily web for dummies

Well some beds are cozy
This is an exception
And it's really wet since
Something was spilled, smells like it is bad beer
It's not posturpedic
I was deceived this
Store should be shut down

Take this bed from me
I would pay you gratefully
Cause my back is thrown out
I used it one too many nights

Well some beds are cozy
This is an exception
And it's really wet since
Something was spilled, smells like it is bad beer
It's not posturpedic
I was deceived this
Store should be shut down

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Kristof Robertson - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody to my fave Killers song. 555
Allicat - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
That parody is so flipping hilarious!

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