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Song Parodies -> "The Pesticide Salesman's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"The Pesticide Salesman's Song"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

No offense meant to the original song
Imagine there's no lettuce
It's eaten overnight
No wealth from produce
Bummer of the worst kind
Imagine bloated weevils
Laughin' in your face

Imagine herds of cattle
With nothing they can eat
They're gonna starve and die and
You will not sell much meat
Imagine bloated weevils
Running wild and free

I hope you learn the lesson
Before it is too late
Buy spray to slay the bugs or
Have nothing on your plate
Imagine bloated weevils
Ruining your whole world

You may say you don't believe it
But I'm talking honestly
And when bugs have destroyed you
Then you'll wish you'd bought from me

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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Claude Prez - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
The thing is, I really CAN imagine bloated weevils, running wild and free....Good stuff, man.
Meriadoc - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG! The Attack of the Bloated Weevils. I laughed out loud. Triple 5.
Malik Roberts - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I LUV IT! WHAT A CARGO!

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