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Song Parodies -> "Orange Juice (Snoop Goes Clean)"

Original Song Title:

"Gin and Juice"

Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Orange Juice (Snoop Goes Clean)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I found out this afternoon snoop dogg had quit smoking pot. So I rushed to write about it before anyone else did.
With no more ījuana in the D-O-G
Iīm gonna have a whole lot of energy
And Iīll, get out, of bed
Before its three in the afternoon since I will have a clear head
I have kicked a little habit that had made
Some, people think that I was crazed and
2 in the morning and my familyīs all sleeping
Now I will sleep then too
I got little Snoop Doggs and they are getting real big
I donīt want them to make the mistakes I did
With them Iīll spend more time
Iīm gonna watch them do what they love and Iīll teach them to rhyme
Iīm still gonna have some fun a lot
But (but what) I donīt want no pot
All Iīm gonna smoke is the defense
Cause my, b-ball, skills are really gonna be immense

Rolling down the street, eyes on the road, sipping on orange juice
Laid back (With my mind on my image and my image getting clean)

Now that I donīt use the wacky weed
Lots of junk food in my house, I think I wonīt need
Cause it used to be, like every night
The weed had my stomach fooled, I needed a bite
Of anything at all that was lying on my smokeroom floor
Sometimes Iīd eat some doggie biscuits and then really want some more
But now all, the food I eat is real
Now I am smart enough not to eat a canine meal
And my IQ score just went up by twenty
In case you donīt know that is plenty
And now I find, I have quite a clear mind
No longer mentally blind, since I put weed behind
Iīm kind, to the Snoop Doggīs brain cells for, the first time
Because, Iīm just

Rolling down the street, eyes on the road, sipping on orange juice
Laid back (With my mind on my image and my image getting clean)

Earlier today, my homey Dr. Dre came by and wanted to share a J
But I told him nay, because those muppet puppets recently kicked
Me out of their flick
I have to improve my image and also my health
Physical as well as my lyrical wealth
The rhymes Iīll be droppinī, ainīt no stoppinī
Iīll start some centers for the children of Compton
To help them, to stay off of the mean streets
Teach them about books, and about b-ball and beats
Donīt want them to wait ītil theyīre thirty-one
Until they are done, loving the blunt
Now I am

Rolling down the street, eyes on the road, sipping on orange juice
Laid back (With my mind on my image and my image getting clean)
Rolling down the street, eyes on the road, sipping on orange juice
Laid back (With my mind on my image and my image getting clean)


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MC Budder - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
yo dawg that song was pimp! But anyone who readin this needs 2 go check some Budder songs
MC Biffsniffer - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
yo dawg that song was biff! But anyone who readin this needs 2 go check some Biffsniffer songs!! Rolling down the street, smokin bone, sniffin on biff juice Laid back (With my mind on my monkey and my monkey sniffin biff)
mike - August 17, 2013 - Report this comment
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