-> "Soliciting"
Original Song Title:
"So Yesterday"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Soliciting"
The Lyrics
(soliciting)
(soliciting)
(soliciting)
Well your products bite (like piranhas)
I don't really need (an iguana)
Or a Ginsu knife
Or an album by Creed
I would like to eat in peace
And hear some music (not Madonna)
Don't want wooden geese
Well maybe just to hit you with
You obnoxious creeps
Noxious creeps
Noxious creeps, and
It's a joke, what
You're promoting
Get a job where you will not
Solicit me
Solicit me
I'll hunt you down
Cause I've got caller ID
Theres a lot
Of you so what
I will make sure you will stop
Soliciting
Soliciting
I'll make you vow
To quit telemarketing
Go
Away
You still sell the same (idiotic)
Useless, worthless stuff (I don't want it)
You can't say my name
So I'm hanging up
Hate you
My steak is getting cold since
Your goal is to sell me Slomins
I've got a protected home
You've gotta just leave me alone
And just let me be
Let me be
Let me be
It's a joke, what
You're promoting
Get a job where you will not
Solicit me
Solicit me
I'll hunt you down
Cause I've got caller ID
Theres a lot
Of you so what
I will make sure you will stop
Soliciting
Soliciting
I'll make you vow
To quit telemarketing
If I want something
I'll go get it in a store
If I have enough
I don't want some more
Can't go to Bangkok
I don't have the cash
I don't want some Ben-Gay
I don't have a rash
Or AT & T
Will you people stop
Now you're making me
Think of Carrot Top
So I'm not happy
Not happy
Not happy, and
It's a joke, what
You're promoting
Get a job where you will not
Solicit me
Solicit me
I'll hunt you down
Cause I've got caller ID
Theres a lot
Of you so what
I will make sure you will stop
Soliciting
Soliciting
I'll make you vow
To quit telemarketing
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