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Song Parodies -> "Soliciting"

Original Song Title:

"So Yesterday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Soliciting"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

i finally finished something for the first time in over a week
(soliciting)
(soliciting)
(soliciting)

Well your products bite (like piranhas)
I don't really need (an iguana)
Or a Ginsu knife
Or an album by Creed

I would like to eat in peace
And hear some music (not Madonna)
Don't want wooden geese
Well maybe just to hit you with

You obnoxious creeps
Noxious creeps
Noxious creeps, and

It's a joke, what
You're promoting
Get a job where you will not
Solicit me
Solicit me
I'll hunt you down
Cause I've got caller ID
Theres a lot
Of you so what
I will make sure you will stop
Soliciting
Soliciting
I'll make you vow
To quit telemarketing

Go
Away

You still sell the same (idiotic)
Useless, worthless stuff (I don't want it)
You can't say my name
So I'm hanging up

Hate you
My steak is getting cold since
Your goal is to sell me Slomins
I've got a protected home
You've gotta just leave me alone


And just let me be
Let me be
Let me be

It's a joke, what
You're promoting
Get a job where you will not
Solicit me
Solicit me
I'll hunt you down
Cause I've got caller ID
Theres a lot
Of you so what
I will make sure you will stop
Soliciting
Soliciting
I'll make you vow
To quit telemarketing

If I want something
I'll go get it in a store
If I have enough
I don't want some more
Can't go to Bangkok
I don't have the cash
I don't want some Ben-Gay
I don't have a rash
Or AT & T
Will you people stop
Now you're making me
Think of Carrot Top

So I'm not happy
Not happy
Not happy, and

It's a joke, what
You're promoting
Get a job where you will not
Solicit me
Solicit me
I'll hunt you down
Cause I've got caller ID
Theres a lot
Of you so what
I will make sure you will stop
Soliciting
Soliciting
I'll make you vow
To quit telemarketing
maybe taking shots at madonna, creed, carrot top, and telemarketers will make up for the fact that people here probably don't know this song

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Adagio - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I really hear exhasperation over telemarketers. I put myself on a do not call list. (thank goodness). You did a good job!!
Katie - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
much better than hilary's orginal song -555!
MysteryGoat - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
There's always gotta be one. Anyway I liked the song, quite humorus. Way to go dude.
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude - got caught up in reading the comments and it made me scan your stuff. I'm glad I did. Certainly my problem for not noticing your work earlier - and ignorance because of the volume - (if it was written after '82, I don't have a clue). Your range is amazing, always great writing and the passion shows.
Bessie - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey dummies! You guys that think cuz someone parodied Hilary's precious song that that's wrong? Any and every song id fair game on this site so if you don't like it...take a frickin' hike BOZOs!!!
Ethan Mawyer - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone (except for "how dare you") This song is not about hilary duff and its not supposed to be mean or spiteful to her... i just changed the words of her song to make fun of telemarketers. And does anyone know if hilary actually writes any of her own material - i don't really know much about her i didn't know she existed until i saw the "why not" music video
How Funny~ - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
That was so funny!!!! Hahahahahahhehehehehe. I hate telemarketers!
Guy - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
How Dare You - I really hope you annoy Chuck enough so he BANS you from this site. And it was me who asked that your unwanted spam be removed.
T.J. Spindler - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
It was me who deleted your last comments. I hope they are deleted, 'cause "How Dare You~" Needs a brain, and life. tj out
ChuckyG - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
yup.. adding the spammer to the ban list.. some people just don't have a clue..
Guy - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks CG. New comments need to stay as long as possible so everyone has a chance to keep up with what is going on. These spam freaks just seem to push off the valid comments prematurely and make the site look tacky. Good riddance.
Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Ethan.
Anny - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I really like your parody. I agree with the people who hate telemarketers. They're so annoying. Every time I get a call from one, I always say not interested or if they persist with trying to get me to buy some useless stuff from them I hang up on them. This parody is very good.

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