-> "Bloody Coffee"
Original Song Title:
"Buddy Holly" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Why is this limey up in my grill?
He knows we're understaffed
He'll learn a lesson, rudeness in di-
Ners is extremely daft
Ow, ow, and the needle hurt
A bit, but I filled a vial
And now, I'll say with a smile:
"Here you go, it's a cup of bloody coffee
That's what you requested I am sure
If you said I'm a brazen fearless renegade
You'd be right about that"
Ten minutes later, he did not learn
Can't believe he's still here
Now I'm suspicious, that this man is
Some kind of vampire
I see that there's still some more
Fluid in my little vial
I might have to go on trial
"Here you go it's a fluffy bloody omelet
And what are you staring at me for
If you want a new one then you will have to pay
We've got rules about that."
Who? Who just walked through the door
Is it him? It is. It's the health inspector
Seems there's been a complaint
With this pay I can't be a saint
Told him I'm free of disease
He laughed in my face as he heard me wheeze
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh crap
Will he go away if I take a nap?
no no no no
I will be on trial
Don't be so mad about the bloody coffee
It's more natural than caffeine I'm sure
It's not fair I was caught on my own diner's tape
I should have destroyed that
And you didn't hear that
Well it wasn't a rat
I'm nuts I'll stick with that
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