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Song Parodies -> "Don't Gimme No Egg Foo Young"

Original Song Title:

"Only the Good Die Young"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Gimme No Egg Foo Young"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Come on John Wong give me it now
Give me it quickly don't have a cow
Or else I'll shoot you right under the brow
In the eyes with a watergun
Hand over some shrimp and cashews with rice
Chicken with broccoli would be real nice
But don't make me have to tell you twice
Don't gimme no egg foo young

You might think that I'm a bit insane
No normal man would want to steal lo mein
But the church on the corner of 3rd street and main
Said, "Please rob Wong's place, son"

Come on John Wong the food wil help feed
Children around the country in need
And you've missed a lot of sermons indeed
And ticked off father Dunn
But don't gimme no egg foo young

You got an alarm system in the register with your money
But you didn't think anyone
Would steal your chow fun
But I'm stealing your eggdrop soup now ain't that funny
Cops'll laugh in giant heaves
As you complain to the police

they say that stealing is never good
I say they're wrong and I'm like Robin Hood
Get out with the food before you kill me i should
And then I will run
But I won't have no egg foo young

If you believe me then you need more education
Now I've got a lot of food
And no one will believe you dude

Some come on John Wong forget about this
A few bags of food you will not miss
If you try to catch me you should kiss
A giant mound of dung
I've got me spare ribs and my fried rice
Chicken with broccoli tastes real nice
I hope you followed my advice
And didn't gimme no egg foo young

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