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Song Parodies -> "No Shrub"

Original Song Title:

"No Scrubs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TLC

Parody Song Title:

"No Shrub"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I was kind of reluctant to post this because i found out after writing that it had been done before but i think its different enough that its ok. This is the start of a ¨someone else in 2004¨ parody campaign i'll be doing on and off and others are free to join me in
A Shrub is right wing and thinks he's king
And is also known as a Dubya
Always talking about that Saddam
Who ¨Tried to kill his papa¨

So (yeah)
I will vote for someone (yeah)
Who has a decent mind and (yeah)
I don't want the U.S. public (yeah)
To have to follow the blind and (yeah)

I don't want no Shrub
Cause Shrub is a dolt who won't get no vote from me
He is in his personal realm
While he's at the helm
Of an important country
I don't want no Shrub
Cause Shrub is a dolt who won't get no vote from me
He is in his personal realm
While he's at the helm
Of an important country

And a Shrub will make a speech
Using words out of his reach
And I know that he could not have wrote that
He just thinks 'bout Iraq and he just turns his back
To the things the U.S. lacks

So (yeah)
I will vote for someone (yeah)
Who has a decent mind and (yeah)
I don't want the U.S. public (yeah)
To have to follow the blind and (yeah)

I don't want no Shrub
Cause Shrub is a dolt who won't get no vote from me
He is in his personal realm
While he's at the helm
Of an important country
I don't want no Shrub
Cause Shrub is a dolt who won't get no vote from me
He is in his personal realm
While he's at the helm
Of an important country

If you don't approve of constant fighting
Then you know who not to vote for
If you want good government programs
Then you know who not to vote for
If you think a world war is a real bad thing
Then you know who not to vote for
If you're not completely stupid
Then you will not want him (oh)

No Shrub
No Shrub (no no)
No Shrub ( no no no no no)
No Shrub (no no) No


I don't want no Shrub
Cause Shrub is a dolt who won't get no vote from me
He is in his personal realm
While he's at the helm
Of an important country
I don't want no Shrub
Cause Shrub is a dolt who won't get no vote from me
He is in his personal realm
While he's at the helm
Of an important country



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I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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