Ever since I was a little lad
My judgment has been rather bad.
Down hills I used to run.
I thought punching brick walls was rather fun.

But the rashest thing i ever did
Conviced everyone I flipped my lid.
I hopped a flight to the everglades
And went swimming around in alligator lake.

I got into my swimming trunks and jumped into the drink.
People think since I did that I must just not think.
There were no gators in my sight
Then one popped up and took a bite
My scream sounde through the night.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah oooooooooooooooooooow.

When I got back to land I needed a new hand.
I could no longer play guitar in my band.
And when I take the plane before I go
Where I am going my folks have to know.

But I have some consolation
I've got a chance of retaliation
I can recognize it yes that's true.
When it swallowed my hand it got my watch too.

They say that I am wrong and life is not a book.
They are wrong it is a film which talks of captain hook.
I can make its insides burst
But I have to get a shotgun first.
And my folks won't let me its the worst

They don't trust me.

Waaaaaaaah I'm so saaaad my parents are baaaaaaaad the worst I've ever had.

I got into my swimming trunks and jumped into the drink.
People think since I did that I have the brains of a log.
There were no gators in my sight.
Then one popped up and took a bite.
My scream sounded through the night. owwwww
ow owowowowowowow owowowowowow owowowowowowow