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Song Parodies -> "I Need To Gloat (Marc Anthony singing about marrying J-Lopatra"

Original Song Title:

"I Need To Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marc Anthony

Parody Song Title:

"I Need To Gloat (Marc Anthony singing about marrying J-Lopatra"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

They say her love is a catastrophe
I think J-Lo's the perfect match for me
Of my existence some were unaware
Now I'm one half of a real famous pair

The rear view is better than I had believed
She sang to me off key and I did not care
Well she's quite expensive but I just think "so
What it doesn't matter she's the great J-Lo

I need to gloat
I need to gloat
Now my life is good cause I have J-Lo
I need to gloat
I need to gloat
Now my life is good cause I have J-Lo

Now Ricky Martin's songs are being sung
Thanks to that little guy named William Hung
And now that J-Lo has my wedding ring
Hopefully people will remember me

I need to breathe life into my slow career
Metaphorically this marriage could be air
Well she might divorce me in a month or three
Which will get me pity and publicity

I need to gloat
I need to gloat
Now my life is good cause I have J-Lo
I need to gloat
I need to gloat
Now my life is good cause I have J-Lo

I need to breathe life into my slow career
Metaphorically this marriage could be air
Well she might divorce me in a month or three
Which will get me pity and publicity

Yippee, J-Lo
Yippee, J-Lo
On top of the world are me and J-Lo
Yippee, J-Lo
Yippee, J-Lo
On top of the world are me and J-Lo



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Ben Affleck - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody.
Sean Combs - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Take her! Have fun!
AFLAC Duck Says: "Affleck!" - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect score
An eight-year old boy on the computer for the first time... - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
When I'm all growed up,I wanna marry J-lo !(Her name is much easier to spell than "Tinkerbelle"!)
Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Tell the eight-year-old boy that he just might get his chance. She'll probably have divorced me just in time. The first guy, Puffy, Cris Judd, Boston Ben, now "the J-Lo-thario." She sure can pick 'em. At this rate, as much as I love her, we'll have to start calling her Jenny from the Blockhead.
The Thought Police - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
They'll call her that after she divorces Charlie Brown...
Charlie Brown - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Auuuugh! I can't stand it!
The Thought Police - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
There was a joke I wanted to write here about how a honeymoon with J-Lo and Charlie Brown would go like. Let's just say it involves a loud yell,a splintered headboard and a paralell to that gag where Lucy takes away the football just before Charlie "kicks it !"
Leo Jay - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good stuff. 5-5-5. But I must refute the general impression that MA's career is somehow in the shadow of JL's -- he's a HUGE Latin music star (far more successful than she, actually) -- he just doesn't have his face all over People mag like she does.
MunecaLinda - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Totally agree, man. MA is definately better know in the latin circuit. But, I gotta give props, that was pretty funny :P

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