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Song Parodies -> "Boos Like Casper"

Original Song Title:

"Moves Like Jagger"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Boos Like Casper"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I wrote this a few years ago. Should've submitted it on Halloween but here it is now.
I speed through the cars
On the highway
You’d fall really hard
Moving my way
And probably die
No need to cry
We’d bond, you and I

I squat in your bowl
'Cause it’s funny
I transform your stroll
Into running
I glide in pursuit
You sweat through your suit
Behind you, I toot
Aren’t I so cute?

Take me to your house and I’ll haunt you
You won’t get me out since I want to
Use them boos like Casper
I got them boos like Casper
I got them boooooooooooos like Casper

At least I don’t bite or impale you
I feel it’s my right to assail you
With the boos like Casper
I got the boos like Casper
I got them boooooooooos like Casper

Bodily harm
Cannot stop me
You can’t touch my arms
Got no body
You’ll get the willies
And weak at the knees
A good time for me

So get up on stage
As a comic
I’ll fill you with rage
Make you bomb quick
Since all of my boos
Will kick your caboose
You’re certain to lose
And feel ludicrous

I don't weigh a ton
More like no grams
Can’t get me with guns
And I’m so bad
With the boos like Casper
I got the boos like Casper
I got them booooooos like Casper

I will get you high
Strung and sleepless
White like what you’ll find
Under ski lifts
I got boos like Casper
I got them boos like Casper
I got them booooooooos like Casper

Your dominoes
Will fall in the loo
I’m a ghost, you know
That’s what I do
And you can’t arrest me
I’ll make your life stress-y
And of course rather messy

You’ll toss and turn
In your haunted bed
And I know soon you will
Want me dead
But that wish is so silly
There’s no way to re-kill me
Not even stakes from Philly

Get you so panicked

Take me to your house and I’ll haunt you
You can’t kick me out since I want to
Use them booos like Casper
I got them boos like Casper
I got them boooooooooos like Casper

I don’t want a sweet or a coo-kie
I just want the right to be spooky
With them boos like Casper
I got them boos like Casper
I got them boooooooos like Casper

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Matthias - November 15, 2017 - Report this comment
If "Moves Like Jagger" was a Christmas song then this would be a sweet Halloween Carol. Maybe I can do "(I'll Hop The) Roofs Like Santa". Anyways! This one was so good it's spooky!
Jonathan - November 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Matthias beat me to the pun! 5s

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