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Song Parodies -> "Not Sick (what if Britney Spears was a middle school Nurse)"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Not Sick (what if Britney Spears was a middle school Nurse)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I was considering recording this before submitting it but i realize that it is waaaaaaaaay out of my range and would sound terrible. So here it is
Bob I can't believe you come here
Two times a week, and that is just weird
Stop gazing there, I'm up here

Your nose seems great
And clear eyes
You need to go
Back to class pronto
You're fakin' it
Not feverish

In case
You are sick
Stick this thing
Under your tongue quick
Let me see it, kid

Ninety eight then point six
Young man, you're fine
You're not sick
I'll tell your mother
Those class avoiding crafty lies
Are a bad thing to do
Cause you know that you're not sick
Here's a band-aid for you
Even though you are not sick

Your bellyache's
A mystery
You're too young miss
For a pregnancy
Maybe
It's cause you overeat

And I
Wonder why
Almost all
My patients are guys
It's an endless line

There's no break with these kids
I'm really stressed
They're not sick, why do I bother?
I crave a pack of cigarettes
They're unhealthy it's true I could stop if I wanted
But I must have one soon cause these kids are obnoxious

Yeah they know that they're not sick

Now I'm hating these kids
I'm gonna lie
Paul's not sick, I'll say it's mono
I'll teach them not to waste my time
Those ridiculous fools
Will not know that they're not sick

Inoculation time
That should show them my
Office is no fun time
I hope it's not a crime
Inoculation time
Almost all the guys
Just left the line




If RAD & MAD decide to record a song for me in return for tournaments like they did for Claude i'd like it to be this one

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Nathan - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL This Parody of Toxic kicked ass.I likied most of it ,but my only critsism is the ciggarete thing didnt really fit as good as u could have .I like ur talent.Peace im out
Billy Florio - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
if its a line of boys, how could someone have a pregancy? "Stop gazing there, Iím up here"...great job!
Johnny D - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
April SOTM - Britney Spears as a high school nurse......rrrrowwrrrr.....
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Chortle chortle chortle! Humorous stuff with good rhyming and pacing. If Britney were my school nurse and said: 'stick this thing under your tongue' I would have to repeat it in reply. You never know... 4-5-5 and I'm gunna have to check out your other works now!
Melhi - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Ethan!
EmiLoca - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite funny! Although I'm afraid Britney as a nurse would be about the same as Michael Jackson as a daycare provider. 4-5-5, and keep writing.
Meriadoc - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever as always Ethan!
Meriadoc - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever as always Ethan!
Peregrin - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
You heard it twice from Merry! Good one!
Claude Prez - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Had to give the benefit of a doubt cause I don't know this one. Screw the recording; I wanna see the video.
neminem - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you may have won my vote with this one. 5/5/5, because the scale won't go any higher.
2nz - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I betcha when she yelled out 'inoculation time', most of the guys left the line for an additional reason.
Spaff.com - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn, E-Thang, you're on a roll. I love this one. I agree that the cigarette line and the pregnancy line are out of place, but those are slight imperfections to the work as a whole. Excellent.
Paul Robinson - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - DKTOS but I voted on it anyway because I really liked the read. 5's.
Dubie - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
NURSE ME BRITTANY!!!!

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