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Song Parodies -> "Nuts for Squirrels"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Click Five

Parody Song Title:

"Nuts for Squirrels"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Chuck's roadkill joint doesn't exist. But if it did, this would be its theme song
They're slow and they're screwed on the road "cause of traffic
They're looking there for food it's ironic and tragic
Their last memories were a need to go much faster
Fortunately, they were brought to a master

Who makes pickled meat
That's picked up off of the street
And our competitors
Are most likely a lot worse
As for calories
We have no idea
But you need to drive over here
Go nuts for squirrels when cooked in beer

Look at what we just hit I might call it Alvin
The Chipmunk Church says it's a car-di-nal sin
But we don't believe in that denomination
Chuck's Roadkill Joint was the point of creation

We make pickled meat
That's picked up off of the street
And our competitors
Are most likely a lot worse
As for calories
We have no idea
But you need to drive over here
Go nuts for squirrels when cooked in beer

A few times every year
We'll run over a deer
But when we don't do that
We can still skin a cat
To me this is okay
As far as I know they're strays
But the ASPCA
Needs bribes to go away

Just drive with your eyes to the sky maybe then you
Will help contribute an item to our menu

We make pickled meat
That's picked up off of the street
And our competitors
Are most likely a lot worse
As for calories
We have no idea
But you need to drive over here
Go nuts for squirrels when cooked in beer
dktos? Turn on the radio

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Cat - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is great. I just hope my best friend doesn't see this, she loves squirrels...
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS, but still a great read. Pure poetry (sorta)
Dominic L. - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- I've heard the song, but never bothered to remember it. Sorry
Red Ant - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) "Just drive with your eyes to the sky maybe then you
Will help contribute an item to our menu". lol.
Adagio - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS. but ....ewwww!.... "We make pickled meat That's picked up off of the street"...good one!
Rick D - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the songs Mari and I perform is "The Roadkill Cafe"
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) They're delicious with a side order of chipmunks & salsa.
Stuart McArthur - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(N) not a big fan of squirrels cooked in beer, although I've been in the squirrel's position a few times - great coupling of "alvin" with cardin-AL SIN" Ethan
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hilarious. I suppose it'd all be satayed due to the crushed nuts?
Gonfunko - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Ah, yes, nothing like dead squirrels. You might want to try the chase-into-a-box-and-stick-a-broom-and-some-brake-cleaner-in method, as well. (I have personal experience with it)
Rick C - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Good parody.
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sorry, Ethan, DK The Click Five or this OS...fun read, tho!
sxxxyx - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
man thats funny i hate the click five they suck

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