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Song Parodies -> "Eatin on a Jet Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Leavin on a Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Eatin on a Jet Plane"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Now my seat is back
I'm trying to sleep
They're tapping me so I can't keep
My eyes closed, I wake up and want to cry

Now the sun is settin
It's 8 at night
The tray I'm gettin
Is givin me fright
That if I eat what's on it
I could die

It's icky and vile to me
Tell me that it's steak of beef
All you want I still think it's a toe
I'm eatin on a jet plane
I don't think that I'll do that again
Oh tray, I hate you so

There's so many times I've whined and moaned
About the fine food made at home
It seemed bad then, but now I know its great

Ev'ry place I go, I'll go by car
I will drive for days, if it is far
I won't mind since, I'll know what's on my plate

It's icky and vile to me
Tell me that it's steak of beef
All you want I still think it's a toe
I'm eatin on a jet plane
I don't think that I'll do that again
Oh tray, I hate you so

Now the time has come to eat what
I despise
I'll hold my nose
And close my eyes
It's the only way

Dropped a bit onto my seat
That's less of it I have to eat
At least I had a big lunch today

It's icky and vile to me
Tell me that it's steak of beef
All you want I still think it's a toe
I'm eating on a jet plane
I don't think that I'll do that again
Oh tray, I hate you so

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Claude Prez - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
"Icky and vile to me." That's clever.
Meriadoc - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Great one! (You mean they don't give you Blue Diamond almonds anymore?)
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Food Parody
Jan Unwin - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Ain't that the plain truth. 5-5-5
preppy guy - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
my dad loves "leavin on a jet plane" has all of the john denver set. i cant wait to sing this next time he has it on!!!!! LOL
Peregrin - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. We've all had this experience Ethan! Glad I found this :)

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