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"Number 4"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Two days ago I was amazed
When I saw you standing by a tree
I swear, when I looked over there
I did not intend to see
I don't believe that anyone ex-
Cretes the way you do, I was like wow

Its hue, was kinda greenish-blue
I saw the stream and felt afraid
What's more, I think but I'm not sure
That it came from your shoulder blade
I don't believe that anybody
Pees the way you do, I was like wow

And now I know why you've always been so private
If more people knew they might start a riot
Several agencies would like to lay their hands on you
If I told them now...

Because Dan, it
Is clear you're from another planet
I'm pretty sure
You made number four

Our school's tolerant as a rule
But they will not tolerate your lie
I'm telling you you'll get expelled
So you can kiss law school goodbye
That is the least of all your worries
If untrustworthy
People find out

You might get probed if you are not more cautious
If someone else sees you they might get nauseous
A catastrophe is most likely in store for you
If the masses shout

And now Dan, you
Have to do everything you can to
Be behind doors
During number four

Because Dan it
Is clear you're from another planet
I wouldn't like
To see number five

I said Dan it
Is clear you're from another planet

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Peter Andersson - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Someone has said that the measure of civilization is the distance man put between himself and his excreta, I guess that guy in this song must come from a pretty advanced civilization if he travelled all the way to this here outskirt of the galazy just to dump!
Red Ant - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You might not want to see number five from Dan (it probably involves puke), but you get to see mine.
McKludge - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Seriously demented, and seriously funny. If you had taken a few more steps to the left, you'd have seen the number 3 tree. 555
MrMacphisto - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I was mistaken... THIS is the best of the day... 5-5-5

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