"What the hell's a beer bong?"
I said to him
Thought he was real dim
"If you want
to smoke beer
Your problems are quite severe"
Well he took me to a party and enlightened me
It delighted me
'Til the cops knocked quite angrily
On the front door
Of the house

The police told me
"Walk in a straight line"
I couldn't help but
Swerve from side to side

Should not have thrown a beer can at a cop car
Should not have screamed that the
Cop's driving stunk
I just found out there's a such thing as a beer bong
It made me a belligerent drunk

So the good polo shirt that I wore to go out
Must be thrown out
Into the trash
'Cause I wrecked it
Onto it the beer from the bong was projected
And I hope my parents
Don't find out 'bout this
But there is no use in hoping, I've been arrested
And when they come here
They will yell at me

The cops had told me
"Walk in a straight line"
I couldn't help but
Swerve from side to side

Should not have thrown a beer can at a cop car
Should not have screamed that the
Cop's driving stunk
I just found out there's a such thing as a beer bong
It made me a belligerent drunk

I'm irresponsible
I'm irresponsible
Heard that a lot of times

Should not have thrown a beer can at a cop car
Should not have screamed that the
Cop's driving stunk
I just found out there's a such thing as a beer bong
It made me a belligerent drunk

I just can't wait 'til I'm off my probation
And when that happens I am quite sure
I'm gonna go straight to somebody's party
And I'll drink from a beer bong once more