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Song Parodies -> "Energy Pills (AIR 13 - DU, GS)"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Energy Pills (AIR 13 - DU, GS)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I performed this at an open mic last monday and now I'm submitting it here
i can't get up when i'm wide awake
i lost to a beetle in a crawling race
a sloth can move at a breakneck pace
compared to the lack of moving of me

i stay more still than swimming pools
gimpy squirrels walk all over me
and i say
hey slow down buddy
you're speeding like a rocket

energy pills
that's what i really need
gimme some energy pills
energy pills
those should get me back up to speed
gimme some energy pills

I WILL RACE AGAINST A CAR
RUNNING WITH SHOES THAT SHOULD BE FAIR
I'LL GO IN A BIKER BAR
AND TAKE ON EVERYONE IN THERE

BUT I'M STILL NOT HAPPY YET
I CAN'T LEAP OVER BUILDINGS
SO I'LL KEEP DRINKING RED BULL
UNTIL IT GIVES ME WINGS

ENERGY PILLS!!!!!
AWESOME AMPHETAMINES
LIVIN' WITH ENERGY PILLS
ENERGY PILLS!!!!!!!!
WASH 'EM DOWN WITH LOADS OF CAFFEINE
GIMME MORE ENERGY PILLS

(Vigorous dancing and then a sudden collapse)

It seems there's
Been a change of plans
I'm told it's a miracle
That I am still alive

So this blows:
I'm at the local hospital
Might be weeks 'til i can go
Should've waited 'til I was
Over my mono

Energy pills
Caused me a lot of harm
Won't take more energy pills
Energy pills
Almost caused me to buy the farm
Not to mention medical bills
Energy pills

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Billy Boyd - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL...this was great. I especially liked the Red Bull line. 5's.
Jeff Reuben - July 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Great performance :)

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