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Song Parodies -> "The Meat Eating Song"
Original Song Title:
"Loser"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beck
Parody Song Title:
"The Meat Eating Song"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
In the time of nibblin' trees
I was a hunter
Blood lust in my guts
And right now I'm not the one to
Sit with plastic-faced dolls,
Trays filled with vegetables
Tummy calls
For a beefsteak here pronto
Cows don't have rights
So put them in burgers
Vegans hate me cause those moo-ers
I want to murder
Maybe I'd eat bowls
Filled with cream of wheat
If they got a new flavor
Called ša lot of meatš
Health nuts keep saying
That I've got to eat lots
Of yucky fruits and veggies
Cause they're good for my heart
I refuse to listen
To their views
I won't be scarfing vegetation
That's what rabbits ought to do
So make me steak
And some cake and I'll be
Grateful for the food, man
And burping loud like constantly
So, hungry
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Doggie bag of pork chops
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Force me to eat a little bowl of rice and
Man you'll be due for
A real angry fist-fight then
Well killing's illegal
But not if it's a deer
Eat off the bone
Wash it down with lots of beer
While my belly grows
And my leg size grows too
There still no chance I'll eat some tofu
I stuff myself I'm the big lard king
Got a burly neck from
My eating lots of chicken wings
I won't eat what I cannot taste
I just can't see my feet
Since they're blocked by my big waist
But I find that all of this fat
Helps me ward off frostbite
On freezing days in winter
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Get crazy with the big mac
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Drive-thru heart attack
Yo feed me some now
Soy...
I will strive to, not get thinner
I'll be gaining weight I can feel it
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
I want some real food
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Chicken fried rice, baby
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Know what I'm saying?
I was a hunter
Blood lust in my guts
And right now I'm not the one to
Sit with plastic-faced dolls,
Trays filled with vegetables
Tummy calls
For a beefsteak here pronto
Cows don't have rights
So put them in burgers
Vegans hate me cause those moo-ers
I want to murder
Maybe I'd eat bowls
Filled with cream of wheat
If they got a new flavor
Called ša lot of meatš
Health nuts keep saying
That I've got to eat lots
Of yucky fruits and veggies
Cause they're good for my heart
I refuse to listen
To their views
I won't be scarfing vegetation
That's what rabbits ought to do
So make me steak
And some cake and I'll be
Grateful for the food, man
And burping loud like constantly
So, hungry
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Doggie bag of pork chops
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Force me to eat a little bowl of rice and
Man you'll be due for
A real angry fist-fight then
Well killing's illegal
But not if it's a deer
Eat off the bone
Wash it down with lots of beer
While my belly grows
And my leg size grows too
There still no chance I'll eat some tofu
I stuff myself I'm the big lard king
Got a burly neck from
My eating lots of chicken wings
I won't eat what I cannot taste
I just can't see my feet
Since they're blocked by my big waist
But I find that all of this fat
Helps me ward off frostbite
On freezing days in winter
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Get crazy with the big mac
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Drive-thru heart attack
Yo feed me some now
Soy...
I will strive to, not get thinner
I'll be gaining weight I can feel it
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
I want some real food
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Chicken fried rice, baby
Soy is perfect for
Vegan losers, baby
It ain't gonna fill me
Know what I'm saying?
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SAVE THE COWS! EAT TOFU!
good parody, but of beck
(ABC05) This parody has meat on it!
(ABC05-M) A lot of food for thought here.
(ABC05-M) DKTOS, but reading it, I imagined a caveman holding a meaty leg of something aloft and yelling whatever cavemen yell! Funny read.
(ABC05) To hell with Tofu. 5s on a difficult OS, funny too.
(M) - yeah, I'd eat tofu too, if it tasted and felt like meat
(ABC) Ethan, you crazy carnivore!
ABC--I would rather go hungry than eat tofu...bleah. Nice job here, Ethan...
(ABC) DKTOS, but I definately agree with the sentiment :-)
(ABC) ME LIKE EAT MEAT TOO ME GIVE PARODY FIVES UGH
(ABC05) Well done. 555
(M) Nice work.
Denis Leary would love this one :-)
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