In the woods with my family, tryin to get a little shut-eye, wish I was in Miami, cause it's cold over here
It is forty degrees out and windy, it's insane but it isn't too clear why this tent is holey
I've got a fly on my ear

Well my eyelids got heavy, I was sleeping like I hadn't for weeks
(knocked out, knocked out)
Not hearing our Chevy, new Chevy
Getting a push and rolling into the creek, I heard my father shriek
When I woke up we had

Bears!Bears! they're not the Memphis kind of grizzlies
Bears! Bears! My face is flushed I'm getting dizzy
Bears! Bears! For shizzle we really have to flizzee
Bears! Bears! To make it worse the weather is drizzly, stinkin'

Bears! (12 X)

Their paws are in our tent now, and they're eating our supplies like my lunch-
Peanut butter and jelly
And they still seem hungry
And I'm kinda drenched with sweat now, cause I'm worried like that red muppet named Telly, on Sesame Street

It makes me think of the letter D also of the number one
And I do not mean elite college teams but fear that my life is done
There are some times when
I like bears, like when they're small and stuffed
They've eaten lots of meat and I'm quite scared
That that isn't gonna be enough
And we have


Bears!Bears! they're not the Memphis kind of grizzlies
Bears! Bears! My face is flushed I'm getting dizzy
Bears! Bears! For shizzle we really have to flizzee
Bears! Bears! To make it worse the weather is drizzly, stinkin'

Bears (12X)

Hooray!
A ray gun just shot a bear
And I'm stunned cause I'm simply not aware
Of how, that kind of thing is allowed. Or who clicked on the trigger, oh I see him now
He got it in the waist cause he's three feet tall
And he looks like he doesn't come in peace at all
I hate this vacation we should've stayed home in L.A.
It seems likely that he's hunting us as prey
I'd wet my pants but my bladder's void.
I feel I might as well be fighting a battle droid
I just realized this - if he planned to hurt me I would be blown to smith-
Ereens
He saved me from hungry bears
Now I guess my judgment wasn't fair
I said "sorry sir, I had you misread"
Then he tapped me on the waist, his gun aimed at my head, I miss

Bears, bears, bring back those sandwich eating grizzlies
Scared, scared, I think I'll faint I'm just that dizzy
Scared, Scared, for shizzle there's no way we can flizzee
Scared, Scared, and even though the weather is drizzly, I don't

Care (12X)


I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed