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Song Parodies -> "Bears"
Original Song Title:
"Yeah"
Original Performer:
Usher, Ludacris, Lil' Jon
Parody Song Title:
"Bears"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
This was originally supposed to just be about campers being attacked by bears but it somehow turned into a prequel for a song i wrote a while ago called "alien invasion" (but i think this still works fine by itself)
In the woods with my family, tryin to get a little shut-eye, wish I was in Miami, cause it's cold over here
It is forty degrees out and windy, it's insane but it isn't too clear why this tent is holey
I've got a fly on my ear
Well my eyelids got heavy, I was sleeping like I hadn't for weeks
(knocked out, knocked out)
Not hearing our Chevy, new Chevy
Getting a push and rolling into the creek, I heard my father shriek
When I woke up we had
Bears!Bears! they're not the Memphis kind of grizzlies
Bears! Bears! My face is flushed I'm getting dizzy
Bears! Bears! For shizzle we really have to flizzee
Bears! Bears! To make it worse the weather is drizzly, stinkin'
Bears! (12 X)
Their paws are in our tent now, and they're eating our supplies like my lunch-
Peanut butter and jelly
And they still seem hungry
And I'm kinda drenched with sweat now, cause I'm worried like that red muppet named Telly, on Sesame Street
It makes me think of the letter D also of the number one
And I do not mean elite college teams but fear that my life is done
There are some times when
I like bears, like when they're small and stuffed
They've eaten lots of meat and I'm quite scared
That that isn't gonna be enough
And we have
Bears!Bears! they're not the Memphis kind of grizzlies
Bears! Bears! My face is flushed I'm getting dizzy
Bears! Bears! For shizzle we really have to flizzee
Bears! Bears! To make it worse the weather is drizzly, stinkin'
Bears (12X)
Hooray!
A ray gun just shot a bear
And I'm stunned cause I'm simply not aware
Of how, that kind of thing is allowed. Or who clicked on the trigger, oh I see him now
He got it in the waist cause he's three feet tall
And he looks like he doesn't come in peace at all
I hate this vacation we should've stayed home in L.A.
It seems likely that he's hunting us as prey
I'd wet my pants but my bladder's void.
I feel I might as well be fighting a battle droid
I just realized this - if he planned to hurt me I would be blown to smith-
Ereens
He saved me from hungry bears
Now I guess my judgment wasn't fair
I said "sorry sir, I had you misread"
Then he tapped me on the waist, his gun aimed at my head, I miss
Bears, bears, bring back those sandwich eating grizzlies
Scared, scared, I think I'll faint I'm just that dizzy
Scared, Scared, for shizzle there's no way we can flizzee
Scared, Scared, and even though the weather is drizzly, I don't
Care (12X)
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
It is forty degrees out and windy, it's insane but it isn't too clear why this tent is holey
I've got a fly on my ear
Well my eyelids got heavy, I was sleeping like I hadn't for weeks
(knocked out, knocked out)
Not hearing our Chevy, new Chevy
Getting a push and rolling into the creek, I heard my father shriek
When I woke up we had
Bears!Bears! they're not the Memphis kind of grizzlies
Bears! Bears! My face is flushed I'm getting dizzy
Bears! Bears! For shizzle we really have to flizzee
Bears! Bears! To make it worse the weather is drizzly, stinkin'
Bears! (12 X)
Their paws are in our tent now, and they're eating our supplies like my lunch-
Peanut butter and jelly
And they still seem hungry
And I'm kinda drenched with sweat now, cause I'm worried like that red muppet named Telly, on Sesame Street
It makes me think of the letter D also of the number one
And I do not mean elite college teams but fear that my life is done
There are some times when
I like bears, like when they're small and stuffed
They've eaten lots of meat and I'm quite scared
That that isn't gonna be enough
And we have
Bears!Bears! they're not the Memphis kind of grizzlies
Bears! Bears! My face is flushed I'm getting dizzy
Bears! Bears! For shizzle we really have to flizzee
Bears! Bears! To make it worse the weather is drizzly, stinkin'
Bears (12X)
Hooray!
A ray gun just shot a bear
And I'm stunned cause I'm simply not aware
Of how, that kind of thing is allowed. Or who clicked on the trigger, oh I see him now
He got it in the waist cause he's three feet tall
And he looks like he doesn't come in peace at all
I hate this vacation we should've stayed home in L.A.
It seems likely that he's hunting us as prey
I'd wet my pants but my bladder's void.
I feel I might as well be fighting a battle droid
I just realized this - if he planned to hurt me I would be blown to smith-
Ereens
He saved me from hungry bears
Now I guess my judgment wasn't fair
I said "sorry sir, I had you misread"
Then he tapped me on the waist, his gun aimed at my head, I miss
Bears, bears, bring back those sandwich eating grizzlies
Scared, scared, I think I'll faint I'm just that dizzy
Scared, Scared, for shizzle there's no way we can flizzee
Scared, Scared, and even though the weather is drizzly, I don't
Care (12X)
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
I guess that my life's a mess if I wasn't in shock I'd be really depressed
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Truthfully, I've never heard this song by Usher, but just reading this parody alone without music was hilarious!! That was great! I'll have to check out your sequel, now!!
For shizzle? Is this worth fives? Does a bear crap in the woods? ;-)
DKTOS, but it looks good.
DKTOS, but it was fun just to read. Grizzly, Drizzly, Dizzy, Flizzee!
What wdh said - DKTOS, but fun!
DKTOS either. I looked it up and conclude that this parody is better than the original.
I concur with John's comment!
Ditto everyone else's comments, but I agree with your opening statement that this works fine by itself. Some great rhymes, too, like badder's void/battle droid.
YOUR A WILD GIRL BUT YOU DKTOS SO I GOTTA GIVE YOU A FIVE FIVE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
THAT HURTS
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