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Song Parodies -> "Taking the Hobbits (To Fight)"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Taking the Hobbits (To Fight)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I'm turning 22 on july 22,2004 (The day this parody should appear on amiright)
Sensing a surge
Of evil in the world
He's gathering his strength again
So it is urg-
Ent that it must be hurled
Inside a far away mountain

It can't be held by someone
With bald soles in their shoes
The one ring is something
That makes the user used

They know me for my fireworks
They like to eat and dream
I know from Frodo's uncle they
Are braver than they seem
The Nazgul are riding today
It's quite an awful plight
He's aching to have it
So I'm taking the hobbits to fight

Vultures seem nice
Compared to Sauron's vice
His eye keeps watch for what he craves
With it his goal
Of absolute control
Will happen he'd make us his slaves

Wish Scotty could beam us to
The Acme of Mt. Doom
He's made up unlike us
There's no transporter room

I don't know what we're waiting for
We've got to get to Bree
The Nazgul ride to confiscate
What Halflings must carry
Young Frodo has to save the day
The burden isn't light
Sauron's aching to have it
I'm taking the hobbits to fight

I really hate Gollum
How can he be so dumb?
But I know that the ring
Made him a wretched thing

I don't know what I'm rhyming for
There is no time to waste
Why do I think I'm Bombadil?
We have to act with haste
This problem will not go away
Unless we set things right
So I'm taking the Hobbits
I'm taking the hobbits
Taking the hobbits to fight

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Arwen - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday, Ethan!! Here's three 5s to have jump out of your cake...=)
Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Happy Birthday! I hope it's fabulous!!
Bob O'Mara - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great song + great movie = one heck of a good parody! Loved it, good job!
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday, Ethan! :-)
zoe - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
good job the timing was good and it was fuuny 5-5-5
eve - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
: ) nice
stomach - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
omg i loved soo much. a friend of mine was doing a parody of bth based around thanks

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