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Song Parodies -> "Every Broth I Make (the bad cooking song)"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Broth I Make (the bad cooking song)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

i should do something so this song doesn't happen to me in a couple of years
Every broth I make and every mousse or cake
Every piece of steak, every thing I bake
I'll be botching food

Every single day, I make things the wrong way
Every fish fillet, even P and J
I'll be botching food

I cook badly
You would not believe
How my taste buds ache
With every meal I make

Every mousse or cake, Every piece of steak
I'm kind of afraid, I'll burn down the place
When I'm botching food

Got a place, on my own I have no wife
It seems that I, just cannot cook for my life
I'd get a maid but I can't afford the price
Maybe I'll go and bring home take-out tonight
Stomach's cryin', can we, can we, please?!

I cook badly
You would not believe
How my taste buds ache
With every meal I make

Every mousse or cake, Every piece of steak
I'm kind of afraid, I'll burn down the place
When I'm botching food
Every piece of steak, every meal I make
I'll be botching food


I'll be botching food
Every broth I make, Every mousse or cake
Every piece of steak, every thing I bake
I'll be botching food
Every single day, make things the wrong way
Every fish fillet, even P and J
(repeat several times)

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lebeiw15 - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice pacing, and great job on getting your words to match up and rhyme.
walrus - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Lovely, just lovely!!
Greesha - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
great pacing.
i dunno..... - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
hi i hate this hehehehe
visit freewebs.com/thecookingplace - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
can i have this as a download with someone singing it?
LittleCupCakes - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, you do bake a very good Parody! This is funny, and it moves along very nicely.
Rachel - August 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I doing a power point project for school on cup cakes, and i've been looking for a good cooking song for weeks and guess what?! I've finally found one! So like LittleCupCakes said, would i be able to find this on linewire, with, you know, somebody singing it? 'Cause its a really good song, much better that "every breath I take" !
LittleCupCakes - August 24, 2008 - Report this comment
On 2nd viewing this is really fine work, Sir E. Sir ' B-A-D' should take a look at this one, or perhaps take heed of it !

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