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Song Parodies -> "High as a kite, sir"

Original Song Title:

"Eye Of The Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"High as a kite, sir"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Lightin' up
Tacklin' the weed
My first time thought I'd chance it
Took a big hit
And was off of my feet
And right then my hall's RA arrived

Most other guys
Would surely have been
Afraid and fashioned a story
But like we've heard about George Washington
I replied and could not tell a lie:

šI am high as a kite sir
I would kill for a bite
High enough I was laughin at a crime show
It is my only time, sir and that's the reason why
After a little I was as high
As a kite, sirš

Stuffed my face
I had to eat
Lots of stuff
I was hungry
Then saw the guy
Who had bought all those sweets
He was mad and I had this reply

šI am high as a kite, sir
I'd have killed for a bite
High enough I was laughin at a crime show
It is my only time, sir and that's the reason why
After a little I was as high
As a kite, sirš

Callin' up
Straight to the cops
He did not
Like my story
I'm at district
Court and hope I will not
Give the judge the same silly reply:

šI was high as a kite, sir
I'd have killed for a bite
High enough I was laughin at a crime show
It is my only time, sir and that's the reason why
After a little I was as high
As a kite, sirš
the character in this song is not me in case anyone cared

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Pacing: 4.6
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mac - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This is very good.
Spaff.com - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoa. Niiiiice one, dude. And happy birthday, E-thang. Are you sure those things on the cake are candles?
Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't see this first time around - this is seriously excellent, Ethan.
Johnny D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious, Ethan!
SheDuke - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I love your work. This parody is tops! 555

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