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Song Parodies -> "Let Me Play"

Original Song Title:

"I Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toya

Parody Song Title:

"Let Me Play"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

In an NBA locker room at halftime
He is a 6 foot shooter with the speed of a horse
When he's on offense he is often an unstoppable force
There used to be no one better putting the rock in the rim
But this season there seems to be something different with him
All year he has not been playing quite the same
But he was still playing well, up until this game
If his first half had an odor it would be a bad stench
You should let me start next half with the all-star on the bench

Hook: (2x)
Try to, see the situation the same way I do
This game he has been playing, worse than I do
Look at the scoreboard and you'll notice the toll
Of an ice cold baller playing out of control

The first quarter he loved shooting and he missed his first ten
Then he made an open jumpshot and started missing again
They are leaving him open from twenty feet away
He used to get double teamed to keep him from shooting that J
Trying to break the slump, lucky to hit the rim
He is not shooting the lights out but hes making us look dim
First half he had ten turnovers and did not pass the ball once
If you play him instead of me ... then I think youre a dunce

Hook 2x

Watched him pump, pump fake till he was called for a walk
Watched him get, get a T for his abrasive talk
Watch him lay, lay enough bricks to build a whole wall
If you play him instead of me it makes no sense at all

Watched him pump, pump fake till he was called for a walk
Watched him get, get a T for his abrasive talk
Watch him lay, lay enough bricks to build a whole wall
If you play him instead of me it makes no sense at all

Hook 4x

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