Although you are doing about fifty
I am feeling much more shifty
Than the trip when my dad averaged eighty-five
I tell you this is so risky
They will be tsk-tsk-y
When we're caught by cop cars
If we are still alive
Please get it through your thick head
If you're not careful we will be dead
Are you kidding? Must you look at all those trees?
Stop the car please

I feel dread
Are you psychotic?
You are making me neurotic
I am certain you are dumber than the kids from Scooby Doo
Now at the party we won't be arriving
And I think that I just pissed inside my pants
Now look where you are driving

This just might be the world's worst steering
You lose your sense of hearing?
I said I'd drive for you if you would stop the car
Well you could sit and watch the flora
While I'd drive and not ignore the
Basic driving rules you have ignored so far
I would use my sense of vision
And I'd avoid the collision
Which I feel is quite likely to happen soon

You loon
This is New Jersey
And we hear a lot of cursing
Since the roads here are more crowded than they are in Tuvalu
The sky's been there. Is nothing in there?
Or is death the goal for which you are striving?
Please let me out if there is not a chance
You'll look where you are driving

How'd you pass your drivers test?
Did you somehow learn to steer
Then do something that caused you to forget
Your driving's such a mess
You cause me lots of stress
Now please heed my request

Stop driving
If feel like I'm SCUBA diving
But I forgot some equipment and my nose is Super Glued
And if through floor cleaning I found a genie's
Lamp I would rub it so I would revive him
And there is one wish that I would have him grant:
You'd look where you are driving
Look where you are driving
Look where you are driving
Look where you are driving
Look where you are driving