(Elaine)

Your baby
Your baby
Your
I said, to her
Your baby, your baby
The dingo ate him

I'm the kind of girl
That stays with a guy
For not much more than
Five days at a time
Unlike Kramer
Who is a complete slob
Almost all the time
I have a real job
Sellin', clothin'
For Peterman
Everybody else
Around me is a mess
How I got there
I will now confess

Used to date mister "What's the Deal"
Guess he was entranced
By my "Shikseh peal"
Now his strange and crazy friends
Are my best friends as well
And I really like them

And the girl said
Where's baby, where's baby, where
I said, to her
Your baby, your baby, your
The dingo ate him
Your baby, your baby, your
Dingo, ate him
Your baby, your baby, your
She must've thought
That I was on crack


Found the secret recipe
Of that guy the soup nazi
And that time when I did
A great dance bit
Don't know why everyone
Had a laughing fit

Like every other time
I'm Puddy's girl
Kevin took me to biz-
Arro world
And one guy said the dress
Still wasn't in
I found out he was lying

And the girl said
Where's baby, where's baby, where
I said, to her
Your baby, your baby, your
The dingo ate him
Your baby, your baby, your
Dingo, ate him
Your baby, your baby, your
She must've thought
That I was on crack

(Kramer)

Check it out
It's Cosmo Kramer
With Elaine

Run in the room
Like someone chased me
I eat Jerry's food
And hope that he
Does not hate me
Been swimming in
The East River lately
I reek greatly
Oooh baby
Run in the room
Like someone chased me
I eat Jerry's food
And hope that he
Does not hate me
Been swimming in
The East River lately
I reek greatly
Oooh baby

When you're watching me
There's no doubt
That I'm lazy
I can't hold a job
Even when no
One pays me
My best friend Newman
Drives Jerry really crazy
And I mean crazy, oh baby

(Elaine)

Used to date mister "What's the Deal"
Guess he was entranced
By my "Shikseh peal"
Now his strange and crazy friends
Are my best friends as well
And I really like them