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Song Parodies -> "White People"

Original Song Title:

"Night Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"White People"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Dancing on the floor
But our movement is so poor
We look stiffer than Al Gore
But we don't notice

On the eighth glass of wine
To be fancy I try
And I fall on my behind
I am hopeless

And we've got as much rhythm
As Shaq on the line
When he shot like 50 percent
They stare at me, yeah
But I pay them no mind

White people, white people
Don't know what they're doing
Since we are white people, white people
We look really goofy

Here I am
Dancing to a whole other beat
Tripping over both my left feet
Born with white skin, so I'm clumsy

White people, white people
Don't know what they're doing
Since we are white people, white people
We look really goofy

I tried to bust a move
But what I busted was my ankle
But that does not prove
That I need a new hobby

I refuse to stand around
Sipping booze and acting snobby
Of my right to try to dance
No one can rob me

And we've got as much rhythm
As Shaq on the line
When he shot like 50 percent
They stare at me, yeah
But I pay them no mind

White people, white people
Don't know what they're doing
Since we are white people, white people
We look really goofy

Here I am
Dancing to a whole other beat
Tripping over both my left feet
Born with white skin, so I'm clumsy

White people, white people
Don't know what they're doing
Since we are white people, white people
We look really goofy



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Diva - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank You for your comic relief, It's a long time comming.,The dance is in the eye of the beholder. I have (believe It or not) seen a few good white people dancers, but not too many. We all think we can dance after a few Margaritas. LOL
Billy Florio - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Im a white person, and I cant dance for my life..good job.... http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/logginsandmessina0.shtml
Ethan - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i just noticed this parody is supporting "compassionate conservatism" . anyone know why?
Phil Alexander - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny, Ethan :-)

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