Song Parodies -> The Bribe is High
| Original Song Title: | "The Tide is High" |
| Original Performer: | Atomic Kitten |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Bribe is High" |
| Parody Written by: | Ethan Mawyer |
I know it's a remake of a blondie song but i used the atomic kitten lyrics
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
I'm not the kind of judge
Who gives in just for cash (For sure)
When your witnesses were
Questioned I can't forget
How all their shirts were completely
Soaked with their sweat
I'm not the kind of judge
Who gives in just for cash
For Sure
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
Sneaky worm
Sneaky worm
Most people love
Paper that is green
I only like it
When it is clean
I'm not the kind of judge
Who gives in just for cash
For Sure
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
Sneaky worm
Sneaky worm
When they know that their client did it
Lawyers try to get them acquitted
When they know that their case is tankin'
They try to change things by showing Franklin
But you know old Ben's face ain't gonna sway me
But things will change after you pay me
And when I bang my judge's hammer
You will join your client in the slammer
Most people love
Paper that is green
I only like it
When it is clean
I'm not the kind of judge
Who gives in just for cash
For Sure
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
When they know that their client did it
Lawyers try to get them acquitted
When they know that their case is tankin'
They try to change things by showing Franklin
But you know old Ben's face ain't gonna sway me
But things will change after you pay me
And when I bang my judge's hammer
You will join your client in the slammer
You won't win this way sneaky worm
I'm not the kind of judge
Who gives in just for cash (For sure)
When your witnesses were
Questioned I can't forget
How all their shirts were completely
Soaked with their sweat
I'm not the kind of judge
Who gives in just for cash
For Sure
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
Sneaky worm
Sneaky worm
Most people love
Paper that is green
I only like it
When it is clean
I'm not the kind of judge
Who gives in just for cash
For Sure
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
Sneaky worm
Sneaky worm
When they know that their client did it
Lawyers try to get them acquitted
When they know that their case is tankin'
They try to change things by showing Franklin
But you know old Ben's face ain't gonna sway me
But things will change after you pay me
And when I bang my judge's hammer
You will join your client in the slammer
Most people love
Paper that is green
I only like it
When it is clean
I'm not the kind of judge
Who gives in just for cash
For Sure
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
The bribe is high but I'm holding firm
You won't win this way sneaky worm
When they know that their client did it
Lawyers try to get them acquitted
When they know that their case is tankin'
They try to change things by showing Franklin
But you know old Ben's face ain't gonna sway me
But things will change after you pay me
And when I bang my judge's hammer
You will join your client in the slammer
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