Dammit Sallie
I haven't got
Money to pay to you
I've made an effort but
The rent is rising
What can i do?

I know that we made a deal
But just think of how I feel
Oh Sallie you don't know what I
Can't afford

You said I would save a lot
Can't I save the
Money that I've got
For Metrocards
So I can ride to work?

Dad warned me," Son
Better get good grades
So you'll be paid well."
Got B's but it's like I flunked
When I'm paid, like what the hell

My taxes all get returned
Due to how little I have earned
Oh, Sallie I'm not gonna lie
I am poor

My bedroom's a messy scene
I can't pay to
Have this pigsty cleaned
I loathe these loans
Might have to take
A brand new one out

We connected due to your
Assured steady interest
But you turned into a burden
I'm hurtin', such a burden
Which makes me stressed

Being stressed can lead to ills
I can't afford the
Prescriptions for pills
Oh Sallie I don't wanna die
But I'm poor

My head's in lots of pain
That's distracting when I need my brain
You make it hard
To take back control of my life

I wish Oprah would
Give me a car that
I could pawn for dough
Or find that little dude
So I could win the
New York State lotto
I'd like to find some gold in a lair
With no dragon in there
Oh Sallie I wish I had a
Decent plan

I left a four year school with degree
But I made my major history
I'd try again, but I don't think that I can
Could use a decent plan...
I guess I'll hope
For a huge grant