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Song Parodies -> "The Sesame Street Binge Song (Eating Cookies)"

Original Song Title:

"The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy)"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Sesame Street Binge Song (Eating Cookies)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Can there ever be too many songs on the site sung by cookie monster?
Somehow, me don't get fat
Me don't know how me manage that
But, since it's just the truth I'll go
Looking for jars and eating cookies

Hey Mr. Elmo, what you holdin'?
The chocolate chips are getting cold and
Me don't think it crime to steal
Yum yum yum yum, eating cookie

Got no job and no responsibility
I'm roaming and restless and ready to eat
Let the Keebler Elves give all their products to me
I not bluffing, me want cookie

(cookie monster cookie eating noises) eating cookies
(cookie monster cookie eating noises) eating cookies
(cookie monster cookie eating noises) eating cookies
now i'm hungry and its just 10 AM

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 17

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Peregrin - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
TD, that was great - I was confused by your use of 'me' at the start and then I realised I really was listening to 'Cookie Monster', HA!
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
As The Count would say, "That's one! Two! Three! Four! Five! Five points I gave this parody! Ah-ah-ah-ah!" (Kaboom!) How true, you can never get enough "Sesame Street" parodies. Why, Oscar the Grouch was even on the front page of today's (May 9) N.Y. Daily News, to illustrate cutbacks in sanitation funding.
Billy Florio - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
THeyre firing Oscar the Grouch? When will the insanity end?
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
No, no, Billy, Oscar isn't getting fired. He's not an employee of the sanitation department, only a beneficiary. I'm not sure what his job is. Maybe he does "trash talk" on a radio station. Come to think of it, he does live in New York, and has a high-pitched voice, and messy hair, and have we ever seen Oscar and Chris "Mad Dog" Russo of WFAN together?
The Great Karlando - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Sesame Street/Muppets Parody
john - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It was very elementarial
Agrimorfee - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Eth, dug around here for my Show & Tell exhibit. This was really clever, from the title down to the final lines. 555
Phil Alexander - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Missed this first time around - great stuff, Ethan: about as good as it could get, really.

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