I'm sitting here watching you on my TV
You really ate a lot
You ate fifty, in not much time
Believe it I cannot

Maybe you have a huge tapeworm, that eats your food up real quick
Or you don't really eat them, and it's a magic trick
Or possibly your metabolism, is so fast that it is sick
I think I'll stop watching you, and I will

Go, right to a hot dog stand
And eat as much as I can
Which would be eight percent as much as you
And I swear, you're just like a twig
I am thinner than most people, but you make me feel big
Yeah you make me feel big

I had planned to eat at least four frankfurters
I could only eat three
Now I am quite ashamed, Its clear I am
A disgrace to gluttony

My stomach started to hurt me, when I had just finished two
If I had started a fourth dog, would have been forced to spew
I ate dinner three hours beforehand, I guess that I really shoulda knew
That I would not eat that much, and I had

Watched, a supernatural man
Eat about twice the amount
As some people who were two times his size
And I swear
You're just like a twig
And I just cannot understand
How you eat like a pig
A real big hungry pig

Went, right to a hot dog stand
To eat as much as I can
Which would be eight percent as much as you
And I swear, you're just like a twig
I am thinner than most people, but you make me feel big
Yeah you make me feel big


Maybe you have a huge tapeworm, that eats your food up real quick
Or you don't really eat them, and it's a magic trick
Or possibly your metabolism, is so fast that it is sick
I think I'll stop watching you, and I will

Go, right to a hot dog stand
To eat as much as I can
Which would be eight percent as much as you
And I swear, you're just like a twig
I am thinner than most people, but you make me feel big
Yeah you make me feel big