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Song Parodies -> "Just Like A Twig"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like A Pill"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Just Like A Twig"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is about the skinny guy who won the coney island hot dog eating contest the last couple of years
I'm sitting here watching you on my TV
You really ate a lot
You ate fifty, in not much time
Believe it I cannot

Maybe you have a huge tapeworm, that eats your food up real quick
Or you don't really eat them, and it's a magic trick
Or possibly your metabolism, is so fast that it is sick
I think I'll stop watching you, and I will

Go, right to a hot dog stand
And eat as much as I can
Which would be eight percent as much as you
And I swear, you're just like a twig
I am thinner than most people, but you make me feel big
Yeah you make me feel big

I had planned to eat at least four frankfurters
I could only eat three
Now I am quite ashamed, Its clear I am
A disgrace to gluttony

My stomach started to hurt me, when I had just finished two
If I had started a fourth dog, would have been forced to spew
I ate dinner three hours beforehand, I guess that I really shoulda knew
That I would not eat that much, and I had

Watched, a supernatural man
Eat about twice the amount
As some people who were two times his size
And I swear
You're just like a twig
And I just cannot understand
How you eat like a pig
A real big hungry pig

Went, right to a hot dog stand
To eat as much as I can
Which would be eight percent as much as you
And I swear, you're just like a twig
I am thinner than most people, but you make me feel big
Yeah you make me feel big


Maybe you have a huge tapeworm, that eats your food up real quick
Or you don't really eat them, and it's a magic trick
Or possibly your metabolism, is so fast that it is sick
I think I'll stop watching you, and I will

Go, right to a hot dog stand
To eat as much as I can
Which would be eight percent as much as you
And I swear, you're just like a twig
I am thinner than most people, but you make me feel big
Yeah you make me feel big

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