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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To The Tundra"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns 'N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To The Tundra"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Welcome to the tundra, we got wolves and bears
They just might kill you and then eat you up, you should be scared
This is the climate, where there is not a lot of stuff that grows
It is not so funny, honey, you might lose your toes

In the tundra, welcome to the tundra
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I'm gonna watch you freeze

Welcome to the tundra, soon you will have frostbite
If you think it is cold right now just wait until tonight
And you're a very skinny girl without much fat or fur
You'll have a one thought mind and that one thought will be ĘbrrĘ
In the tundra, welcome to the tundra
Feel the, the, the, the freezing cold
It's gonna take its toll

Welcome to the tundra, I don't know why you are here
You'll be lucky if you last a week, no chance you will last the year
If you're looking for Santa Claus, he is not gonna be found
There's plenty of reindeer, but there sure ain't any joyfulness around

In the tundra, welcome to the tundra
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I'm gonna watch you freeze

And when you're this north you're never ever gonna feel warm
So cold, so cold, so cold...YEAH

You know where you are?
You're in the tundra baby... you're gonna die
In the tundra welcome to the tundra
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the tundra, welcome to the tundra
You are, are, are gonna freeze
In the tundra welcome to the tundra
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the tundra, welcome to the tundra
Watch you cry boo hoo hoo
It's gonna make you frown... Ha!

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