The U, The U, The U.N. is fired
We don't need you Kofi it is the US's turn
It's the US's turn

Hello my name is Georgie Shrub and I'm a dumb white guy
I paid my way through middle school should have failed junior high
So I do know there be evil peeps who tryin?to do something that will make me die
But if you're packing heat you're gonna sit in the seat known as ˇ§The Texas Fryˇ§
My brain is like planet Pluto hard to notice that it is there
And Al Gore may be complaining but sometimes elections just ain't fair
Well I'm kind of like Han Solo cause my head is in a spaceship
I'm the ruler of the free world and you all just have to face it

The U, The U, the UN is fired
We don't need you Kofi it is the US's turn
It's the US's turn

Yo Yo to take the oil from Saddam is my God-given right yo
I think I'll be the hands of God and evil men I'll smite yo
I am gonna tell my American men to shoot Iraq from planes now
This cowboy's at the reins now
And we will be at war for six years or so more
Cause otherwise um what am I the guy who's commander-in-chief for?
I will subdue sinister Saddam in a month from now or five
After that Ayatollah Khomeni cause he is still alive

The U, The U, the UN is fired
We don't need you Kofi it is the US's turn
It's the US's turn

Everybody here we go
ooh ohh
C'mon Saddam Hussein
ooh ooh
Put your hands in the air
ooh ooh
C'mon Saddam Hussein
ooh ooh
You are going to the chair
C'mon Dark Lord Sauron
ooh ooh
Put your hands in the air
C'mon Dark Lord Sauron
ooh ooh
You are going to the chair