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Song Parodies -> "Allergies"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Allergies"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

When you find you're having sinus trouble
Blame it on the histamines
These things are what give us allergies

Allergens cause their secretion
By reacting with antibodies
Leading to the sniffles - allergies

Allergies, to the weeds,
And the seeds in the breeze
Make me want to whimper - allergies

With so many congested people
There's a booming industry
Helping to combat the allergies

I'm told to ask if Zyrtec
Is the pill that's gonna work for me
Doctor should I chance it? Tell me please

Allergies, make me sneeze
Make me wheeze, hard to breathe
Yeah there are zero fans of allergies
Allergies, to the trees
To the bees, to berries
Sick of this affliction - allergies

Allergies, annoy me
Will they please, cease to be
Self-inflicted illness - allergies

But when I'm by that Howie
Who is still averse to showering
I am grateful for the allergies

But eighty nine times out of ninety
Allergies are frustrating
Need to just get rid of allergies

Allergies, make me sneeze
Make me wheeze, hard to breathe
Yeah there are zero fans of allergies
Allergies, to the trees
To the bees, to berries
Sick of this affliction - allergies

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   0
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 5   7
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 7
 

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Billy Florio - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Tonedef, I could see you on some educational kids show singing your educational songs like this one lol.....good job
Pat - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I can really relate to this one *snif*. Really good job...enjoyed it.
lebeiw15 - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one!
Wild Man - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny Tone , liked how you though in the histamine educational peice. A good companion song to Bob Gomez's "Born to be Mild" the Allergy song.
Claude Prez - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
This was great; many very clever lines and funny as hell.
Mary - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! Just getting over a cold and my allergies have kicked in. Laughter is the best medicine! Thanks!
MarthaDTox - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Love this song
Rick D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Me too.
Jan Unwin - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing to sneeze at. 5-5-5
Johnny D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work, Ethan....I've done 2 parodies of "Let It Be", and I give this one 555.
neminem - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice. There seem to be a couple timing quirks in *my* reading of it, but nobody else has noticed them, so I'm going to assume they're in my head and give you all 5s anyway ;-). And yeah, I know *all* about allergies. *grumble*
yeah... Ash - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute... 455 only b/c I'm odd like that with pacing I have parodies too you guyz might like... one for Rocket Man and one for the Whitney Houston song One Moment in Time Ash is my name, music is definitely my game!
Adagio - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Revoting 5's, Ethan. I'm glad I did a search, remembered that it was very good. I was going to use the same title, but any old song where I can get an "Achoo" in is fine.
Guy - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-A) I think I'm allergic to your parody. I sneezed like 15 times right after I finished reading it.
Melhi - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Throwing some fives a...a....atchooooooo! ;)
Johnny D - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) This parody is nothing to sneeze at!
Adagio - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above comments - revoting. :D
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
abc - has Howie ever wondered why all of his friends seem to have blocked noses? - funny one Ethan
Charlie Decker - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555 from a guy who seems to be coming down with late-onset allergies.
MysteryGoat - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS
Phil Alexander - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent - the first line was perfect, Ethan

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