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Song Parodies -> "Alien Invasion"

Original Song Title:

"Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Alien Invasion"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is certainly not the funniest song i've ever written but i believe it's among my best. Even if you don't know the original read this like a poem and then maybe you'll want to consider downloading the original (it's very unoffensive for an Eminem song) and see how well it matches up.
Intro: Martians, looks like we're here on Earth. Wake up. Get off your green butt, Anpay, open the door. We will walk outside now. Since we're martians. Martians! Helpless and weak humans, its wartime! Panic, panic just give up. It is true we're the new heads of Earth and we are Martians! We are going to be everywhere in the world real soon. Since we have real powerful shoes, you'll lose to Martians!

You're 'bout to witness flip-flops at their most deadly,
These red beams, are my lasers heading
Straight at you from soles of my black shoes
If you didn't know it's a full blown atTACK
Looks like Martians aren't too friendly
Seems democracy will be ending
And my own planet's reign of Earth is pending
Guess there's no hope for shaven apes 'gainst our conquest
No contest, mirrors concave convex, um um yeah those few words were nonsense
But this is true - no lie, these
Flip-flops incinerate men easily so...


Take me to your leader
You should not care that my height is just a meter
And after my Shoe d' Etat
I'll rule like a Shah
Ha ha ha
You will be defeated (oh yeah)

Take me to your leader
You should not care that my height is just a meter
And after my Shoe d' Etat
I'll rule like a Shah
Ha ha ha
You will be defeated (oh yeah)

Soon I will have, control that is national
From help from you all being irrational
Look at your reactions to SARS and Bin Laden
And Saddam, aliens will make you more panic-full
And sit on your chair way too scared to strategize
You are just gonna lie around full of fright,
Hands on eyes, You hadn't planned to die
Think you'll die soon its self-fulfilling when you prophesize
You have more to fear than simply being crippled by gripping fear
But it is clear that agitation and tears will make
Earth easy to take from human hands
We'll have the planet of wonder under our command
And we will ship you out to underground
Houses on our planet and for Martians - wow
Skies and seas of blue, yes we will inherit the Earth
We're starting our hostile takeover
C'mon now

Take me to your leader
You should not care that my height is just a meter
And after my Shoe d' Etat
I'll rule like a Shah
Ha ha ha
You will be defeated (oh yeah)

Take me to your leader
You should not care that my height is just a meter
And after my Shoe d' Etat
I'll rule like a Shah
Ha ha ha
You will be defeated (oh yeah)


It's just like your moon, which had the first humans
And oceans, and was cursed, with what caused it's ruin -
That we desired it, we acquired it
Then had an accident we, set fire to it
And then were were forced to go, back to our freezing home
When we are lucky when it is eighty below
And it is a dry lack of heat so here there ain't even snow
Evil? Yes we've gotten evil from aching to go
Someplace where we can go outside without ten layers
Where we can be golf and B-Ball players
You are headaches since Earth you stay in
And that can't be fixed with just Bayer's.
With our shoe beams, give us a day or
2 or 3, and we will be completing
Our quest to have fields of grass, also beaches
You'll feel like grapefruit to our peaches
'Til you make some weapons that instill fear
In all us Martians, and take back what's left here
And we're, gonna ruin your atmosphere
Like we (that's right) did on the moon (and Mars) so...

Take me to your leader
You should not care that my height is just a meter
And after my Shoe d' Etat
I'll rule like a Shah
Ha ha ha
You will be defeated (oh yeah)

Take me to your leader
You should not care that my height is just a meter
And after my Shoe d' Etat
I'll rule like a Shah
Ha ha ha
You will be defeated (oh yeah)


(outro)


We'll wreak some havoc, we're Martians! And you must go away
Off to the freezing place. Where your behind will stay in a frozen state
And now Martians are going to ruin this place
We are well on our way to causing disarray
From all your smoky waste (Martians!)
So when this quick war ends, you will leave, we'll be staying
Goodbye human scum, thanks for your dumbness
Makes conquest so easy. (Wartime!)
Starts now

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lebeiw15 - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
That was interesting... good job
Johnny D - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"You'll feel like grapefruit to our peaches" ..... Ethan, I'm not sure exactly why, but this parody/poem is worth 555 simply for that one line.

"No contest, mirrors concave convex, um um yeah those few words were nonsense" ...... I once got nailed by some folks for using " I can't rhyme iiiiiiiisland " in one of my parodies of Simon and Garfunkel's "I Am A Rock", and this line of yours, Ethan, is kind of in the same vein.....but it's OK with me.

"It's just like your moon, which had the first humans"
"And oceans, and was cursed, with what caused it's ruin "
"That we desired it, we acquired it"
"Then had an accident we, set fire to it"

.......that's great poetry, Ethan. I don't need to be an expert on rap music to appreciate literary structures like those.

"Take me to your leader"
"You should not care that my height is just a meter"
"And after my Shoe d' Etat"
"I'll rule like a Shah"

......slick poetry indeed.

Well done, Ethan. I like it.
Paul Robinson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ethan, me too...Boy, I'm gonna follow Johnny D around here more often, saves me a lot of words. Seriously, this IS good poetry, and better still, I did NOT have to read or listen to that obnoxious cretin Eminem to check this out. However, this would never cut it as "porn".
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Great work, though little hard to follow when lines fitted the original pacing but not rhyming. I can relate with how hard it is to work in jokes when you're swamped with just getting rhymes in. Beam up some 5s.
eminem - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
i'm back

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