I get a spoon
I get a spoon and bring it upstairs to my room
The mess up there is huge and please do not assume
I'll clean it up, since I would rather eat a broom

I am not a cultured guy
I compensate and swallow acidophili
I hold the maple syrup for my waffle high
And pour it with one, hand over my eyes

Yeah, I'm dumb so I have
Yogurt in bed, yogurt in bed
Great messes are my joy and pride
My room's a sty, a big pig sty

The New York Knicks
Franchise is about six times easier to fix
Than my room which is full of cereal like Trix
Lucky Charms and possibly a leprechaun

It's an ugly site
But for some little pests it's a delight
I'd use the Calamine for my spider bite
But I can't get to the dresser where I keep it

Can't get drunk, so I am
Sober instead, sober instead
I purchased a bottle of wine
Which I can't find, which I can't find

And I'm dumb, so I had
Yogurt in bed, yogurt in bed
To make messes is my joy and pride
My room's a sty, my room's a...

Bumblebee, chose to come because of the smell
It's in here but where, I can't tell
Got piles higher than E-ver-est

It really reeks
Which has caused some shrieks
In the past two weeks
My landlord's returning from Martinique
Late this week so I'm just a bit stressed

And I'm dumb, so I had
Yogurt in bed, Yogurt in bed
Great messes are my joy and pride
My room's a sty, my room's a sty

It's cluttered with clothes
My room's a sty

Ate yogurt in bed
Sheets stained white and red
What's wrong with my head?

Yeah, I'm dumb so I have
Yogurt in bed, yogurt in bed
Great messes are my joy and pride
My room's a sty, a big pig sty